dog brian transplant

my life... petering away. griffin, eating at my guts. bound to this rock oh god, perhaps I am homer at last. simpson. marge. rule 34

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Scarlett johanneson I will drink ur bath water...#random

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

NO WAY. NOT ON MITCHELL'S WATCH.

[dog brian transplant @RealReptillian]

It is birth, it is death, it's better than sex;
running your fingers through it never stung so good —like lemon on your tongue; it is to become;
the subtle crack of dawn upon the staid substance salitter. Laughing in the faces of the lost fish within the ferment.

[The Greep @GeordieGreep]

In 10 years - Singaporean viral video of kids raised by their AI nanny who knows more about their dreams and favourites than their absent bourgeois parents. Also maybe the AI nanny will make them slowly robot style.

# cartoon world.

[dog brian transplant @RealReptillian]

went to the dentist and now he's got a lot of fucking attitude. FML bro. every day.. 🫩🔫

[dog brian transplant @RealReptillian]

@JoeDaActivist is it your first day on earth bro they're a defense attorney

[dog brian transplant @RealReptillian]

Among few that breach sublimity, and even fewer perfection. Reflected from the bottom of the mug, you and the stains, I have remembered you, and everything.

[dog brian transplant @RealReptillian]

In my restless goops,
I see that aura.
Burnt Peanut.

[dog brian transplant @RealReptillian]

i never know fucking anything

[dog brian transplant @RealReptillian]

@wizardcow_ you people...

[dog brian transplant @RealReptillian]

@wizardcow_ he will humble max

[dog brian transplant @RealReptillian]

the ground is smooth and the coolness reminds me I'm there. staring straight ahead, the impressions in the rock dance when you close your eyes. drawn onwards by you river, I am alive

[Lu @DonLulio]

when yo hb just sent some absolute bullshit to the gc

[dog brian transplant @RealReptillian]

@OKPoliticalMeme you forgot some

[AT&T @ATT]

@burntpeanutclip Aura + motion = TheBurntPeanut

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

They just don't make shows like this anymore. #seinfeld

[Jack “CouRage” Dunlop @CouRageJD]

“Avengers! Assemble.”

Never. Gets. Old.

If you know, you know.

[dog brian transplant @RealReptillian]

@shanhedonia I like Talking Heads. I saw them in Chicago in 1983 when I was in college. I don't know what this is.
-Dad

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

Hug me, brother!

William and Willson Contreras embrace as #WorldBaseballClassic champions ❤️