Realslow Life

this is where I keep my thoughts so I don’t lose them

[Realslow Life @realsara]

@priyacelia @kels_aunaturale

[Big Dan @BigEvilBastard]

Everybody else is talking about #TigerKing whereas Ezekiel is the true tiger king. #TheWalkingDead

[TheSpoilingDeadFans @TSDFArmy]

Someday when we finally get out of quarantine and see other people for the first time...

#TheWalkingDead

[Realslow Life @realsara]

@amazon that’s not the dog collar I ordered ... y’all ok over there?! #COVID2019 #AmazonFlex #amazonFail #sendhelp #itdoesntfit #nofleastho

[Realslow Life @realsara]

How many moms are hoping for that #coronaVirus 21 day quarantine? Just me? #CoronaVirusUpdate #hopeigetit

[Realslow Life @realsara]

@kels_aunaturale I’m glad you learned your lesson

[Realslow Life @realsara]

Kindness is just love with its work boots on

[Realslow Life @realsara]

I want to open a crappy restaurant so I can invite @GordonRamsay to come yell at me to get my shit together

[Realslow Life @realsara]

@Dexter_St_Jock @RexChapman I thought maybe a seed popped , the way he looked at it 😆

[Realslow Life @realsara]

Add a nice little coffee drink and you got a deal

[Realslow Life @realsara]

Thank you @postmalone for spending 21 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped https://t.co/lzUuySwKYV

[Realslow Life @realsara]

@SouthwestAir Just sent you a DM... luggage never showed and they are claiming not to have it anymore 😭

[Realslow Life @realsara]

@SouthwestAir @BWI_Airport you lost my luggage yesterday and every time I call no one knows what is happening or where my bag is. One person says they have it and the next says they don’t. No one returns my calls. I just want my freaking bag what is wrong with you

[Realslow Life @realsara]

@SouthwestAir THANK YOU FOR CARING! I just got a call back. If my luggage doesn’t appear I will be sliding into your DMs

[Realslow Life @realsara]

@WalkingDead_AMC Damn she scary as shit 😬

[Realslow Life @realsara]

@PerezHilton

[Realslow Life @realsara]

The #Konmarimethod is a little tricky when you’re depressed. Nothing brings me joy in this house #trash

[Realslow Life @realsara]

@WalkingDead_AMC Stay in the house, Henry! #carl2.0

[Realslow Life @realsara]

#DietTip : if you are sleeping you are not eating. Naps = skinny

[Realslow Life @realsara]

#TheWalkingDead