『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes)

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[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

Let's talk waifus:

My waifu: Kurumi Tokisaki

-I love Kurumi Tokisaki's name for reasons that not even I know. It is satisfying I guess...
-I love her different colored eyes and how her clock is so detailed and moves.
-I LOVE LOVE LOVE her personality!!! The way she isn't even-

[ElveeKyupire @ElveeKyupire]

I got me subway because I’m such a subby wubby 6 inches of meat stuffed in my mouth mmmfhhhhffgg

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

Trying to help my instagram account get a little more following. I’ll be posting Femboy pics, Automotive videos, some memes, and end/dubstep related content if you wanna check me out and drop a follow. It’s be much appreciated. ❤️ https://t.co/GVLaViTeiP

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

Would you rather drink a half eaten soda 🥤 or eat a half dranken hamburger 🍔

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

Male? 🙂‍↔️

Female? 🙂‍↔️

“Hey, I’m Business. And we can get right down to it if you know what I mean.” 😉

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

What the hell is aliexpress tryna sell me…

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

Dndkdcjksbggmowqowjrmekdhfmwqpqpakfbg rksudkwlwrbejsj :)

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

I’m hungry.

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

@crazymoments__ @grok @ace_constantine @victoresakex @MrBeast Nah, because if try opening your eyes, it says “rural populations” not “global population” and which are the more sparsely populated areas in countries. So no, it wouldn’t be off by 2-3 billion due to there being LESS PEOPLE in these rural areas. 53% is still pretty high though.

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

I’m making a callout post on Hatsune Miku

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

@paintdrnkr *wiggles your balls*

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

We are keeping the citizens of ballsack very safe. Who up balling they sack right now?

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

@GraphicCreator1 I tried, it didn’t fit lol

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

Got this weird chicken strip with a handle on it at Popeyes today…

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

You are totally rad.😎

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

That’s it… *dry cough*… there’s no time like the now…
*grabs car keys and alcohol* *biiiig sip*
Goodbye my old life! My new journey begins tonight! *slams door*
See what you think after I get my well deserved revenge, Mr. Ronald McDonald…

*falls down 7 flights of stairs*

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

Shit that post buster!

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

Who’s the one jamming the aids in this kool? Maybe that’s why it’s called grape flavor…

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

@oomfiefrotting *steals them*

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

*wiggles your balls*

[『CKT』real🍁shit🍁post (CEO of KuruMemes) @realshitpost3]

Sugma.