Steph Fred

Man plans, God laughs

[Rev. Dr. Boudyka @bdk1521]

@louisajonessth

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Influencers should have a minimum age requirement of 75.

I’m tired of skincare advice from someone who still has baby teeth and a ring light.

Give me a woman who’s buried two husbands, owns three cardigans, and doesn’t care if you like her.

That’s who I trust with a recommendation.

[✨️Serenitee♡Sam✨️ @Serenitee_Sam]

He's right, lol
We don't do that anymore 💯😅🤭

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@POTUS: "What would you like Santa to bring?"

KID: "Not coal!"

@POTUS: "You mean 'clean, beautiful coal.'"

🤣🤣🤣

[•HOMO•SUPERIOR• @Ororo101]

@KevOnStage

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This is the funniest thing in the world to me at this very moment.

[Steph Fred @realstephfred]

@angelofwalmart @HazelAppleyard_ If he has money, why doesn’t his shirt fit ? 🤣

[Steph Fred @realstephfred]

@CaseyJacobi @kare11 🙏

[Steph Fred @realstephfred]

@Wolf21546 @EndWokeness https://t.co/GUjJObPyXl

[Steph Fred @realstephfred]

@Wolf21546 @EndWokeness https://t.co/q5ogGJVliA. And ur assertion that women can’t drive is incorrect but rather than bore you with one of the many studies about how women cause less fatalities on the road, I will send you this study on how there is no meaningful difference in ability btn m/f pilots.

[Steph Fred @realstephfred]

@EndWokeness I’m sure they’ll do a full investigation, & if the pilots were negligent, then perhaps they’ll release the details. I would imagine they’re protecting their employees from being harassed until the full facts can be obtained. I know it’s hard, but try to think logically.

[Joe Rambo @RamboAndFrens]

Donald Trump is the funniest man I've ever seen... This is the most YUGE troll moment in American history...

Look at the guy over his left shoulder.. He can't stop laughing. 🤣🤣

Take that you woke imbisuls. 🤣

"Sharks munching their way through the ocean"

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Will Ragatz @WillRagatz]

Felt like a good time for an updated version of the Minnesota Sports Misery List

[pentagrimm the vampire slayer #Baldur'sGOAT_era @ewbutc00l]

Personally this is my favorite

[Connor Tomlinson @Con_Tomlinson]

Imagine sheltering from volcanic ash with your best friend, facing unimaginable terror in your last moments alive, and not thinking to sit six feet apart in case an archaeologist in 2000 years calls you gay

[Steph Fred @realstephfred]

@guy_withdumbhat @emilykmay @KenSmit1986 Doing what?

[Steph Fred @realstephfred]

@ElevenP1111 @sparkle_n_wind @IndianExpress This article lol