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[Teanut @RealTeanut]

Just found out that they use homeless people to make glue…. I’m about to up my crafting game #diamondart #mulch #kindanervous

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

Being imaginary is so fun, picture me just going boing boing boing; life’s a cartoon fr #bouncingonit #imjoekeery #newalbumtease

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

My stupid southern brother Teaneck is really out here doing the most, like that’s not how you use a pogo stick #donotputthiswhereitdoesntbelong #motown #loreexpansion

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

Just learned that Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends is not a real place… #outonthestreet #speechless #whiplash

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

Holy shit, they weren’t kidding when they said to not eat a whole bottle of melatonin. I just woke up #sleepparalysis #trampolinepark #whatisinmymouth

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

Imagination so strong, it manifested the hantavirus #sofiasfault #wasntme #rummikub

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

Just discovered tumblr, bouta use it to cancel unproblematic people #clap #swedish #thirdlane

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

@faeprincessbby Thank you for recognizing I’m the reason for that #namedrop #soup #fruitgame

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

Idc if you guys complain about my 100 tweets a day, I’m an ethereal being with time on their hands. Also my Northern Europe trip opened my eyes #boxoftissues #watchingyousleep #hashtag

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

Even when you think I’m not, I’m there. I’m your grandpa #punch #norway #notmypants

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

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[Teanut @RealTeanut]

Well, I’m on the market as an imaginary friend #whowantme #wheredobrokenheartsgo #gyphip

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

Just cut off the same bitch 3 times…. #nissan #tablefor3 #hacker

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

Yall ever stomp around in a circle screaming like a siren #stayingup #nooooooo #pop

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

I’m so hungry rn #butter #momo #yummy

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

I’m pretending to be dead in her bathroom, this is the only way to leave #balloonart #teabag #rage

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

I’m so close to ending my friendship with this girl, I’m just gonna let her iPad die #candy #heartless #justgotosleep

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

Felt slutty, might delete later #moneygun #inthestudio #sidewalk

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

It’s so hard finding love as an imaginary friend, I’m all GIVE ME A FAT KISS #target #twentysix #joemama

[Teanut @RealTeanut]

Just learned how to do ASMR with crinkly plastic #epicprank #centipede #sixseven