Ted Zeppelin™

Mustachioed rock coach spreading belief, killer riffs & zero fucks for MAGA, Nazis & Vatniks. Stairway to Freedom for #SmokeFleet. BELIEVE, BABY!

[Grace Slick @ImGraceSlick]

@wordofwebby @HunterBiden @Notwokenow We are all @HunterBiden.

#smokefleet #smokefléét #SmokeOutStupid #smokerises

[Van Deisel™ @VinDe1sel]

@wordofwebby @HunterBiden @Notwokenow I'm Hunter Biden.
#smokefleet

[Lexus Luthor™️💎👑 @reallexusluthor]

@wordofwebby @HunterBiden @Notwokenow We are all Hunter Biden!

#smokefleet
#RidinwithBiden

[Ted Zeppelin™ @RealTedZeppelin]

@wordofwebby @HunterBiden @Notwokenow We are all Hunter Biden!
#smokefleet
#RidinwithBiden

[Lexus Luthor™️💎👑 @reallexusluthor]

🥒Temu Taliban WannaBe Hegseth at it again:

Navy officers talk on fear of a career cap after all women cut from promotions list

- The Seattle Times

Read more in the comments about how WannaBe Holy Crusader Hegseth wants to make the US a new Christian ISIS/TALIBAN Regime👇

[Ted Zeppelin™ @RealTedZeppelin]

@oscarmom355 @reallexusluthor As I said, you probably did not bother reading, did you?

And as a so called Mensa person, its quite easy math:

[Lexus Luthor™️💎👑 @reallexusluthor]

🥒BOOOYAAAAH NEWS:

Ukraine Strikes St. Petersburg in Long-Range Drone Attack

- The New York Times

I bet the Vatniks are upset that Putin did not want to meet now, read more about it in the comments below👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Ted Zeppelin™ @RealTedZeppelin]

@oscarmom355 @reallexusluthor I guess you did not bother reading the mails.

So much for Mensa, eh?

[Lexus Luthor™️💎👑 @reallexusluthor]

Since returning to office (503 days):
- Visited his own properties 186 days (37% of days in office)
- Played golf 113 times (22% of days in office)
- Spent 78% of weekends at one of his properties (112 of 143 weekend days)

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[Lexus Luthor™️💎👑 @reallexusluthor]

Trump signed no executive orders today.

1.Donald Trump (2nd term) 193
2.Donald Trump (1st term) 55
3.Joe Biden 40.5

https://t.co/v625mQfXeR

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[Lexus Luthor™️💎👑 @reallexusluthor]

This weekend we are #RidenwithBiden
It's an honor and a privilege to be doing so!

Lets go #smokefleet

[Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 @holmesondecks]

BRAKING NEWS 🛑🚦

Sissy Space X makes Twitter website spitout the understatement of the year about @HunterBiden. Hunter Biden explodes the Twitter arena with a natural Hat Trick: positivity, reflection, and a whole lot of sideways-slapping chucklefucks for days! Not to mention he's rolling with #smokefleet. Fixed it.

Hunter Biden brings a new wave of excitement to Twitter with his brutal honesty in reflection of his life, inspiring new voices to find themselves. We haven't seen this since Liam Nissan made 3000 alts!

White House officials desperately try to debunk something everyone saw with their own eyes! Claiming Don Snoreleone merely fell asleep in the tanning bed again!

I am Conner Harley McDavidson, and this has been BRAKING NEWS.
#CanadianBakin

[Lexus Luthor™️💎👑 @reallexusluthor]

@elonmusk Here's also a helpful tool for the racists and haters:

[Ted Zeppelin™ @RealTedZeppelin]

@ryancwill @SenSanders Again, cant discuss with anyone without callign them names.

You are a disgrace and very unpatriotic.

Fucking hell.

I bet your family is super proud of the racist old idiot yelling at everyone that disagrees with him.

Grow up

[Ted Zeppelin™ @RealTedZeppelin]

@ryancwill @reallexusluthor @FlyInTheOinment @DanYccd13 @adamcarolla Nice block, seems like I triggered a little magats snowflake.

If its been researched for decades and its still not working as intended, that does not mean that RFKjr and other quacks should reccomend it just to be anti mainstream.
Its stupid
and
Its dangerous.

Just like you.

[Lexus Luthor™️💎👑 @reallexusluthor]

Imagine being a petty shit like this.
And the worst part is that she is a PROUD #magats.
Sure shows us what #MAGA stands for.

Lets just agree that its not love, compassion, empathy & understanding.
Its about beating people down again & again so you can feel better.
Pathetic.

[Lexus Luthor™️💎👑 @reallexusluthor]

@Duck0fD3ath24 @SECNAV Not at all.
Your mother only served dirty men, does that make her a hoe?

That statement made just as much sense as yours.
And had just as much to do with this conversation as yours.

[Lexus Luthor™️💎👑 @reallexusluthor]

Love it when Hunter both calls out the grifting from the Trump family and does a shoutout to #smokefleet!

And even compares #smokefleet to SNL!

I'm humbled!

#smokefleet

[Ted Zeppelin™ @RealTedZeppelin]

@JayTC53 @taradublinrocks In the United States legal system, the presumption of innocence is a foundational principle of criminal justice.
Every person accused of a crime is considered innocent until the government (prosecutor) proves their guilt beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

You are dumb

[Lexus Luthor™️💎👑 @reallexusluthor]

🥒Trump Screwed Her News:

The only way you want to be screwed by Trump is this way. The ordinary makes you have to deal with the 🍄

"Nancy Mace knows her Epstein vote screwed her with Trump. She doesn’t care."

- Politico

Read more in the comments below👇