EL TEL

Business Owner | Husband | Dad | COYS.

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@ScoutTottenham Yeah, let's get an injury stricken player to an injury stricken football club. What could go wrong?

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@QTipsWallet @THFCForever_ Great shout

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There are a couple of ways without being all scientific. It's all about time perception but I'll give you some examples.

Do you ever notice that if you go away on a two week vacation/holiday, the first week seems quite slow, and then the second week seems to be quicker? This is because in the first week it was all novel. New places and surroundings, different activities. All this and more seems to slow down time.

Then the second week, you've been here and there and familiarised yourself in your environment and so it's less novel.

This seems to speed up time.

Also, a bit like if you drive the same way to work each day and one moment you're driving, the next minute you've driven ten miles and you don't even know how you got there so quick.

Again, time perception.

An athlete who uses a ball in their sport eg. Soccer or baseball are able to slow down the frame rate of the ball in motion. They don't know how, they just do.

So I'd say, try this tomorrow:

Notice everything around you as you go about your day. Take a new route to work. Do something different tomorrow night. Then as you lie in bed tomorrow night, replay your whole day from morning to bed.

You'll be amazed at how long the day felt. That's my slant on it anyhow

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@fullback03 Strewth! Don't start that shit again Dave. Let's at least enjoy the summer

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@TimahBoakye

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@Daily_Hotspur @Glongari He's going nowhere unless we say so. He's under contract.

Have a fucking day off you aggregator mongs

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@HotspurLane Look, stop getting wound up. He's gone. In fact, his head's been gone for a couple of seasons. He's the reason we were in that mess. Sell him, and make a clean slate.

Another one to add to the list of bad buys

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@Jackkk Another 'Davos', Do As I Say Not Do As I Do merchant.

I'm sure he's happy and content and will continue to get a full and long, loving relationship from a Kardashian.

Also, what the hell has he done with that Hertfordshire accent? Y

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@WorldCupMedia Spain 1982
Mexico 1986
Italia 90
USA 1994
France 1998
Japan/Korea 2002
Germany 2006
South Africa 2010
Brazil 2014
Russia 2018
Qatar 2022

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@peekay950 @anon_opin Madri is just a made up gimmick for a Spanish beer sold to pretentious UK beer drinkers. The same idiots that insist on drinking:

Efes in a Turkish
Cobra/Kingfisher in an Indian

Both equally wank in taste, but pour it down your neck in a restaurant and you think it's nectar

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@LateNightSeth @brettgoldstein Love to know the Seth - West Ham connection

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@CallumJ_bfc BA isn't quite the prestigious flag bearer carrier it once was.

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Mate, you haven't a clue. The UK have been the largest national contributor to Spanish tourism since the early 1960s. Alongside the fact that there are nearly a million expats living in Spain, (I myself lived there and speak Spanish) the pronouncing of paella that way is still very much understood. The ae pronouciation as ie is more important than the double LL

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Arsenal haven't won a European trophy in my dad's lifetime. He's 87

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@footballontnt Thought he had the CL trophy in his pocket

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@Arsenal North London football is governed by those who win domestic leagues, and those who win European trophies.

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Look Arsenal let's make a deal. You do leagues and we'll do European trophies.

Call it quits?

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@jimbojd4 I didn't say it was. I said we pronounce it the same way as other Greco/Latin based languages. English is predominantly Germanic in structure.

But we pronounce our vowels similar

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The American phonetic bastardisation of any language should have its day in court.

Cannot say pasta without pronouncing it parstar. Cannot say Adiós or Carlos, without pronouncing it Adiose or Carlose.

Don't get me started on fucking yoghurt and vitamin.

Is Brits pronounce it the same way as every other Greco/Latin based language, (basically most of Europe)