Theo Gage

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[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

Tesla Roadster
1.9 seconds to 60.
250+ mph.
620 miles.
Four seats. 200 kWh pack.

I’ve been waiting for this since the first Model S and X. Those cars made Tesla real. Roadster was supposed to be the fun one after the serious ones.

Would I buy it? Yeah. Not for the numbers. Because it's the Tesla I was actually waiting for.

[Tesla @Tesla]

Go for launch

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

I bought 2 Cybertrucks for my hauling business. Next morning my neighbor bought 2 more. 🛻🛻

Same town. Same farms. Same customers.

Mike walked over with a coffee and a smile.“Nice trucks. Shame about the competition.”

So we made a bet. 30 days. Whoever bills more wins. Loser posts a public apology.Score so far:
Me $0. Mike $0.
I went to bed feeling fine. At 6:12 AM the phone rang. A farm needed 40 bales by noon. Then I saw Mike’s truck already pulling out of his driveway.Same client. Same job. Same morning.

Who wins, me or Mike?
Want Part 2? Drop a ⚡ or 🔋. 👇

[TesIonQ @TESIONQ]

요즘 현생이 바빠 X를 많이 하지 못한 결과..

계단식 하락!

낙담하지 않고 댓글이라도 하나 더 달러 다니고
게시물 하나라도 더 쓰겠습니다!

역시 인풋 아웃푹 확실한 X

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

@Super_Teslakun I like the Model Y. Just noticed not everyone in one likes to speed. Is that a problem? And if I buy one, do I become the same?

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

@lark08077727 The outfit is beautiful. She looks great.

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

@gauel202 Yeah, shocking. I was waiting for the red one though. Bit disappointed.

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

Tesla Roadster
1.9 seconds to 60.
250+ mph.
620 miles.
Four seats. 200 kWh pack.

I’ve been waiting for this since the first Model S and X. Those cars made Tesla real. Roadster was supposed to be the fun one after the serious ones.

Would I buy it? Yeah. Not for the numbers. Because it's the Tesla I was actually waiting for.

[Tesla @Tesla]

Go for launch

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

@gauel202 Fair. I’ll still keep the wheel. Just for fun. That day is coming either way.

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

@EFIEBER_ANDRE W does it for China, not for us. Local partner, local factory, local price war. In Europe the same car would kill the ID.7 margin. So they don’t bring it.

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

@TESIONQ Same here. Main thing is not to get discouraged. One more comment, one more post. It adds up.

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

@ssa_shhh few

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

POV: you ask the AI in your Tesla how to make $1,000 this week. 💸
Day 1: it asks what you’re good at. You say “nothing.”

Day 3: it suggests selling your gym membership. You’ve been twice.

Day 5: it calls your side hustle “bold, but not legal.”

Day 7: it gives up and plays a playlist instead.

Total earned: $0. Total roasted: 4 times.

Best financial advice I never asked for, and it came from the dashboard.
What would you ask your car first? 👇

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

@moritty 👏

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

I chose the people’s car. @VW

Here’s why.Everyone chased China and Tesla and lost the one thing that mattered: uniqueness. The market is tense. Tech is good, but there’s too much of it. Designs started looking the same.If I had my own brand and copied everyone, what would make me different? Nothing.I still love the small things. Buttons. Starting the car with a key, not a button. A car that feels like a car.

What do you value in one? 👇

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

Tesla as we knew it is dead. The Roadster reveal proved it. 💀

Everyone waited almost a decade for the red car from 2017. What showed up last week is an angular thruster machine inspired by the SR-71 and the F-35. Cool? Yes. A Roadster? Not sure.
People who put deposits down in 2017 reserved a sports car. They got a stunt vehicle. Still no word if it’s even street legal. I can’t picture it between a bus and a Corolla.What hurts is the old Teslas were simple. A clean car that just drove well. Now every new one is trying to be a spaceship, a robot, or a show.
Did Tesla lose the plot, or am I the only one who misses the old days? 👇

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

$200K for one stunt, and Tesla already got paid back in free views.

Tesla’s new Roadster has 10 nozzles fed by ultra high pressure air tanks, and just last week it jumped over a whole row of Teslas on stage. 0 to 60 mph in under a second, according to Tesla’s own timer.

Now put that car in a police chase. Roadblocks, spike strips, traffic jams, none of it matters when the car can simply leave.

Watch till the end, the ending is not what the officers expected.

How many of you have already put down the deposit? 👇

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

In light of recent events 🚔

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

🚁 The new Roadster just survived its first police chase. Result: the cops are still looking up. 🚁

Yesterday Tesla showed it jumping a whole row of Teslas. 0 to 60 under a second on their timer. Now picture that in a getaway. No roadblock works. No spike strip works. No traffic jam works.

Every movie villain is about to put down the $50k deposit. Perfect escape car is the one that doesn’t need a road.
Seriously though. Production is 2028. No price yet. Still unclear if it’s even street legal. I can’t picture this between a school bus and a Corolla.

You ever see this on a public road, or is it a stage car forever? 👇

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

@teru_tesla Planes fly flight paths. Roadster’s next stop is the same line. Clear the airway.

[Theo Gage @realtheogg]

Worth my attention.

[Renoise @renoiseai]

Four paws down. Factory default.