@__TEAM_USA Robert De Niro just owned Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a criminal
Donald Trump is guilty
Donald Trump should spend 400 years in prison
HAHAHA
Donald Trump is a failed former president
BREAKING: Jon Stewart brutally shreds right-wing Shark Tank businessman Kevin O'Leary for shamelessly sticking up for Donald Trump and attacking the $464 million ruling in the New York civil fraud trial.
This is just too good...
O'Leary recently whined that the New York ruling "didn't go over well with the investment community" because all of his rich buddies are now "asking each other, who's next?"
"Ah, who's next? The persecuted minority of the investment community," joked Stewart on The Daily Show.
"You might be saying to yourself, well, that sounds pretty straightforward. Whatever gains you got from lying, you have to pay back," said Stewart. "Well, that's because you're a f*cking idiot."
Stewart went on to rip O'Leary further, saying that he is "such an asshole" that "even the other people on Shark Tank think he's an asshole."
The comedian then went for the jugular by showing a montage of O'Leary slamming Shark Tank contestants for radically overvaluing their businesses.
"How is he not this mad about overvaluations in the real world?" joked Stewart. "They are not victimless crimes. First the banks got paid back at lower interest rates. Second, money isn't infinite, a loan that goes to the liar doesn't go to someone who's giving a more honest evaluation."
"The system becomes incentivized for corruption," he added.
Stewart then showed a clip of O'Leary on CNN stating that Trump's alleged crimes are "done by every real estate developer everywhere on Earth" and they have "never, ever been prosecuted."
"There is a theory in law that if enough people commit a crime, it automatically becomes legal," commented Stewart. "The f*cking entitled arrogance. I don't know if you know this, but most people can't commit fraud and expect to face no repercussions, even if everyone is doing it."
As usual, Stewart absolutely nailed it.
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I love coaching my son’s 1st grade team and today Nolan provided an awesome moment.
Down by 2 w/ 10 sec to go, he got the def rebound and raced up the floor as everyone called out 5..4..3..2..1 .. and he HIT THE SHOT. It was cool. A real life, game-tying buzzer beater. #proud
BREAKING: We have just filed an official complaint with the Office of Congressional Ethics against Republican Congressman George Santos stemming from allegations of check fraud against him by law enforcement officials in Brazil.🧵
@RonFilipkowski The King of SDE himself.
Look at me!!
Worship me!!!
A bunch of nouveau riche nobodies pay stupid amounts of money to watch him & his wife-for-hire walk into a 1980’s jersey prom venue while some shitty cover band plays Proud to be an American for the guy who plotted a coup. 👍🏻
With my background in schedule making for events, I feel I have credibility to ask...why are the #Bulls playing #Knicks for 3rd time in 10 days? Once on Wed in Chi then AGAIN on Fri in Chi..there are 28 other teams in the NBA!
Was @matt_pennie not available to proof the schedule?
BREAKING: Donald Trump exploited the Secret Service for a profit of at least $1.4 million in tax dollars by charging them 5 times the government rate to stay at his hotels while protecting him — in one instance charging agents $1,185 a night. RT TO DEMAND THE MONEY BE RETURNED!
The government announces all these initiatives, right? @KimKardashian and then nothing happens to #FundOurSupplyChain when the new companies need the help. @tradefx55 & @realtime_forex understand the bureaucracy, where is @potus on backing his programs with cash?
@actionsj @Rochell58065575 @veal_jimmie @HerschelWalker He lies every time he opens his mouth! @realtime_forex are you voting for this dolt? He’s dumber than a stump! That’s why he voted for tRump..#LockHimUpNow