William Toogood

Washed up earlier than expected - moaning about things on the internet makes me feel better.

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

you know whats crazy Fox should have done what JR did and JR should have done what Fox did

[Sachin Tendulkar @sachin_rt]

From the time I started playing cricket, Kane Williamson has been one of the most technically compact and magnificent batters I have seen. Balance, timing, and that trademark calm at the crease came together to make his batting one of the most consistently pleasing sights in world cricket. A thorough gentleman and a true role model for youngsters.

His retirement will probably be received with unexpected relief in more than a few bowling camps. Wishing him luck and success in his next chapter.

[Dan Sheldon @Dan_Sheldon_]

🚨 Exclusive: Thomas Partey is unavailable to play in Ghana’s opening World Cup match against Panama in Canada on June 17 as he has been denied entry to the country. Full story @TheAthleticFC: https://t.co/AzcsWhz4TC

[William Toogood @realtoogs]

Yeah let’s have the final at MetLife

[UEFA @UEFA]

🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup!

We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.

[William Toogood @realtoogs]

Drive home safely 🕊️

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

We are devastated by the passing of 3x NBA Champion and beloved broadcaster Stacey King.

[William Toogood @realtoogs]

@KFCQuarterPack Grey Lynn Firehouse, awful pour of Guiness to put the boot in

[William Toogood @realtoogs]

$36 for a Guinness and Spritz is why people don’t go out in Auckland

[William Toogood @realtoogs]

Journalism

https://t.co/wJLJ6eSSrq

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

BOSHHHH

@Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪

[Waatea @waateanews]

#kingshonours: Ngāi Tahu Sporting Legend Suzie Bates Honoured for Extraordinary Career Across Cricket and Basketball

https://t.co/83lnv4lxWV

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Imagine if the man who invented the gun hated you. That’s how Chet must feel.

[RetcH @RetcH07BIX]

YOU ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME AS LEBRON JAMES COME ON GANG THATS SO FIRE

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

“One of us makes it, we all make it.”

A trip every year since 2011.

#PullTheMiniVanUpToThePJ

[Justin “Faggot” Thomas @JTburnerman]

#playtheslice

[Russell Crowe @russellcrowe]

Catching the last ball of the match at Roland Garros , who would have thought … ha… I’d like to call SK Warne, MD Crowe and my old man,but … ah well, they probably already know

[William Toogood @realtoogs]

Old Trafford all to myself

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

More.

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

Reggie Miller loves introducing a nickname for a player that nobody has ever used before and that nobody will ever use again. He’ll say something like “the Venomous Toad grabs another board!”

What are you talking about, man?

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

@ManUtd Bruno 🖕🏼