WARNING: DO NOT FUCKING TRY THIS SHIT
the other month i tried oxtail, never had it and nobody warned me about the side effects
seasoned it well, threw it on some cast iron gave it a good sear, thought it was just a nice meal
WRONG!!
woke up the next day with my feet hanging off the bed and a bump on my head from it hitting my bedframe. hopped out of bed in shock and slammed my forehead against the ceiling. i looked down at myself and screamed as i watched my legs growing and growing, gradually stretching me out like a spaghetti string
my life hasn’t been the same since. being 8’6 has ruined me. i can’t board flights because i can’t be physically accommodated. i can’t fit into any production vehicles, and taking public transport to get anywhere is a complete nightmare. i have to lay down in the middle aisle on the bus and strangers gawk and stare at my horrific disfigured appearance
men are absolutely disgusted by me, i no longer pass as a transwoman and it has given me horrible gender dysphoria. i lost my job because i physically could not fit into the cubicle and am waiting to be approved for disability benefits, but homelessness is nearing and i can’t even fit under any of the bridges in my city
i am warning everyone reading this — this stuff is NOT a joke, do NOT mess around with this. you will ruin your life. take it from me