Streber

Streber | 30 | local nocturnal scientist and engineer

(Fantasy AU account! Please read my straw to see my boundaries. All art on here is by @chocowhomps2)

[Streber @realvampscholar]

Oh huh, seems made a compilation of information on me. Well, if you wanted to know more.

[chocowhomps @chocowhomps2]

time for more fantasy au yay ! ! !
Here's Streber's design (...designs?)
...It's a lot more elaborate then Kevin's lol (more parts below!) (1/3)

[Streber @realvampscholar]

However I will take what I can get. I'm not about to go on a rampage to get what I desire unlike others of my kind.

[Streber @realvampscholar]

Excellent question! As long as the being contains red blood cells of some variety I can feed off them. However unlike some other vampire brutes, I don't drink directly from the source without explicit consent. Even then, I wouldn't drink from just anyone.

[Streber @realvampscholar]

I guess for clarity's sake, yes blood from certain beings is more palatable than others. Just how people are with food, vampires have their preferences for blood sources too. Most commonly human, or human based races are the most deseriable. They are definitely my preference.

[Streber @realvampscholar]

What an excellent way to start my day, thank you both for even more astounding art for my collection!

//THANK YOU SO SO MUCH BOTH OF YOU, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH JOY EVERYONE'S FANART BRINGS TO MY HUSBAND AND I ;W;

[Streber @realvampscholar]

//WAH ALL THIS ART MAKES ME WISH I COULD DRAW BUT I HAVE STINKY CHRONIC WRIST PAIN WHICH MAKES IT A BUTT TO DO... I did get surgery for it a couple of months ago so who knows! Maybe one day

[Streber @realvampscholar]

@candyclubk //YOU DID SUCH AN AMAZING JOB REGARDLESS THOUGH!

[Streber @realvampscholar]

Wow the art you people can produce with these machines is fascinating! My familars have never looked better :)

//THANK YOU SO MUCH, THIS IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD I CRY

[Streber @realvampscholar]

@kevthecandycow I... I'm sorry. One day, you will find someone who values the precious time that they do get to spend with you. And value your hard work. Or, even assist you if you so let them.

I apologise for over stepping, I... hope you enjoy your gift when you have the time for it.

[Streber @realvampscholar]

@kevthecandycow NO??? YOU JUST MAKE NO SENSE TO ME

[Streber @realvampscholar]

@kevthecandycow NO. I'M TRYING! TO EXPLAIN MYSELF! IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN ANY YOUR "FAVOURITE PEOPLE" THEN YOU MUST WISH TO REMAIN SINGLE SINCE YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT LOOKING VERY HARD FOR ANYONE.

[Streber @realvampscholar]

@kevthecandycow WHAT NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. I JUST FIGURED YOU'D MOST LIKELY BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE BEFORE YOU START DATING THEM? LET'S NOT FORGET YOUR YEARNING RETWEET FROM LAST WEEK.

[Streber @realvampscholar]

@VAMPSTREBLOVER //IT GENUINELY MADE MY DAY, YEA YOU ARE INVITED GET OVER HERE

[Streber @realvampscholar]

@kevthecandycow Ah right I see! So you must wish to remain "forever alone". No wonder you needed a TV so badly.

[Streber @realvampscholar]

@kevthecandycow Forgive me for bringing in the only two other people you hang out with. One of them has to fit your criteria.

[Streber @realvampscholar]

@kevthecandycow I'm sorry is your type more feathery by chance? Maybe more sea bound hm? Can't say I have much taste for steak myself.

[Streber @realvampscholar]

@kevthecandycow PLATONICALLY YOU FOOL.

[Streber @realvampscholar]

@kevthecandycow You're lucky I like you candy cow.

[Streber @realvampscholar]

@kevthecandycow Ok... Now that I think about it maybe. A little. A smidgen.

[Streber @realvampscholar]

@kevthecandycow Yeah ok. You wish.