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gamer at heart || a young vassily kuragin, written by #felissinistra

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penned by #felissinistra

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@AnatoIyKuragin but i like it here

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you will have your beloved vassily back when you solve this riddle

“i was named after my father

because why would i be named before him”

wait that’s not a riddle

that’s a DAD joke

have i found my calling?

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OH BOY I HOPE YOU ARE ALL READY

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@AnatoIyKuragin TOO BAD

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@AnatoIyKuragin YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

(his default answer)

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@AlineKuragin no you don’t you don’t even know me

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@AlineKuragin you’re not being very nice to me

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@AlineKuragin n—
no i’m not

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@AlineKuragin i have zero secrets

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@AlineKuragin i mean

you’re really pretty

but i’m a single bro for life

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@AlineKuragin no i didn’t that’s not a thing i ever did

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@AlineKuragin but that doesn’t add up i can’t get married i’m waiting till marriage

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@AlineKuragin HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

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BETTER IDEA: HOT AIR BALLOON

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should i invest in a parachute

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@AlineKuragin i’ll ask the questions, sweaty.

who are YOU?

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should i invest in a parachute

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why are people calling me dad??? i vowed never to marry or have kids when i was seven because i wars making a deal for sour patch kids with one of my childhood buddies

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@_PlayboyPrince_ i’m just as confused as you are dude believe me