Real. Weird. Art.

for real weird people.

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how you even. #howyoueven

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@GeorgePapa19 unj.

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@iceslick @ThaiRivera yeah, it's an NYC thing.

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@austinkleon lmao like a young wolf celebrating its first successful hunt.

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@RickGlassman how do we get in touch? Three Girls/Guggenheim was SUCH an explosive creative breakout moment.

I'm a ten year professional artist who can quickly draw/write I have experience developing/tweaking live games I'm sure will pique your interest. I'd love to help.

[Nate @SirHandsomeHere]

@EnsPulver1958 @chefjoseandres @1Chillwind @WCKitchen When you have to start a tweet with with all due respect then you probably shouldn’t send the tweet

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

The seven angels killed on a @WCKitchen mission in Gaza on Monday were the best of humanity.

The Israeli government needs to open more land routes for food and medicine today. It needs to stop killing civilians and aid workers today. It needs to start the long journey to peace today.

You cannot save the hostages by bombing every building in Gaza. You cannot win this war by starving an entire population. https://t.co/atgx5cvioa

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had a weird dream that big bird dropped a massive dookie
it had been building up on an chicken and egg that were fighting on top of a sizeable apple. gotta stop smoking so much weed lol.

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@austinkleon why did i read that as "Crunchwrap Supreme Court", and is there any way to make that go away now?

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@mjp3md @ItsEmilyKaty ❤🙏

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@ItsEmilyKaty I really love him. I commissioned a cartoon illustrating the time I took some of my alpacas over to meet him. (Aladdin is 8 ft+ and towered over them.)

Credit to @realweirdart for the masterpiece

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any @discord savants out there willing to help me build out a neato idea i have? can offer a custom/commission style drawing, and/or the gift (curse?) of modship over what im certain will be quite the gaggle of weirdos...

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every now and then, check to be sure your safety net hasn't moved from under to over you.

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nothing changes until "we" re-members whoever isn't in the club.

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give me a devil doing good over an angel doing nothing.

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Justice should be weighed with fingertips, not scales.

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new hope is the spark of luck.

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if this is a simulation, the fact it continues to exist is proof that you, I, us, them, and we are all still needed. that's nice.

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sometimes i wonder if god's deal with the devil was that all the angels had to believe they were dogs, and the devil could stay as a dog bone.

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@FranniferLopez flattery will get you places you often don't deserve. 🤣