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@Cubs You can't be serious. Not one of these clowns deserves a vote.

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@Cubbieblue97 You're kidding, right?

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Our new hilarious, but cute song #OhQueef is out now! Check it out! #XrayFace #nsfwtwtًً #NewMusic
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Our newest song about what it is like to feel #suicidal. #IWasHuman #Suicide If you or someone you know is in crisis or experiencing suicidal thoughts, reach out for immediate help. In the US, call or text 988 to reach the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.
https://t.co/HELbS9mIAb

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This has happened before, @Cubs fans. Two 10-game plus winning streaks and a 10-game plus losing streak in the same season. But never before the end of May. Of note, the @Dodgers went on to be NL Champions. 2026 predictions? @WatchMarquee @voiceofcohen2 @JimDeshaies #THIS #Cubs

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My stepfather Roland passed away on Friday night doing what he loved - farming in Parkersburg, Iowa. He was special and a great human. I'm getting back to @Cubs on @WatchMarquee after a rough couple days. You all always make bad days better. Thanks. @voiceofcohen2 @JimDeshaies

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@Cubskickass100 Busch and Bregman need to be lower until they begin hitting. I agree with sitting Suzuki. He's little league right now. With only so many players on the roster, what can you do? Send a couple down. Give someone from Iowa a chance to shine until these other guys start hitting.

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@OleTimeHardball Yes he does. With so many using steroids during those days, it made it more fair. These players still failed at times. They still slumped. And I think that they would have still done great things, especially Sammy over McGwire. He began hitting to right field on the regular.

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@policelawnews Misspelled or unusual nonexistent name, underwear fully exposed, gun on person, running from police...sounds about right. Maybe could've outrun the officer if he pulled his pants up. Gun was present, disassembled or not. Enough for me. Good shot and good job, officer!

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So glad Ian Happless has been out of the lineup. #Cubs with no Happ = 2 - 0.

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@CubbyPedro @ChiefCub No. Cubs have won twice with him out.

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@PrazMaster @Taylor_McGregor I thought the same thing. I'm like "Badass TMac" talking gangsta!

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@WatchMarquee Regarding Carson Kelly's at-bat where they overturned the HBP, the knob of the bat should not be a foul. If it hits the hand & ball, it should be called ball and dead ball. No one is going to try to hit with the knob. Thoughts? #Cubs @Taylor_McGregor @JimDeshaies

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Ian Happ couldn't hit the broad side of a barn standing inches from it. #Cubs

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Ian Happless. Strikeout king. As a batter. Getting paid millions. #Cubs

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Ian Happless swinging at this garbage then strikes out looking on a hanger right down the middle. Please please leave the #Cubs in free agency. 👋

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@CubWin @TheAudio Stop. Happ lovers say this every year. Then bench him. Really he is brutal all year every year. He hit .243 last year with 151 strikeouts. F off Happ.

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Right in the #Easter eggs. #BoNaylor got his eggs scrambled. #Cubs #Guardians #THIS

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@ThaNotoriousZ @CubsZone Dansby is terrible, but Jason Heyward was much, much worse. I don't care about the "World Series reason delay meeting". Almost any replacement would have done their job offensively and the Cubs would have still won the World Series.

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@Cubs Something is still off about this team. We're giving up way too many runs and we're striking out too much, strikeouts led by Ian Happless. We're not getting on base near enough. Most of our home runs are solo shots.