yung tone

tell your girl I said hi

[Paris @goodyhilton]

On monkeys bro please keep it a banana

[Michael King @7Kinger14]

Mmmmmmm I love chocolate milk

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

More context here:

The Ravens' game-winning drive started with 0:07 on the clock -- the latest a game-winning drive has ever started (after a kickoff) in the ESPN database (since 1978).

That was the quickest game-winning drive ever.

[Marty Caswell @MartyCaswell]

Fernando Tatís interrupted my interview with AJ Preller to tell him to re-sign Adrian Morejón
@FriarTerritory

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Me and my Boys are playing Pretend later if you wanna Pull up

[igor @lesternnightfly]

jarvis shuffle steely dan

[! @grey990s]

Lamar does shit on the field that make you cry happy tears I missed this football shit so bad

[Nolan nolan @sprwts]

Short bitches at concerts: let me show up an hour late and push to the front

[JT @Jtaylor0_3]

A definitive Batman movie from Matt Reeves?

[woop @woop54]

Nah #regalunlimitedmember #ad

[joe @spinningjoe]

[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?

[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life

[joe rogan] wow

[Weed Richards @VanFromNY]

Spider Man Brand New Day deadass felt like this lmao

[gio @lestatway]

Started crying at the Spider-Man movie and the couple next to me goes “I forgot people take this seriously”

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Exchanged pleasantries with the food truck guy and he threw in a free samosa

[Sethy (Digger Pilled) @Brizksie]

New study finds Gen Z prefers watching Robert Pattinson roles over having sex

(per @Harvard)

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

This was a very awesome gesture by Michael Kay. Baseball, man.

[Prince Debit 🇨🇲 @MainEventChris_]

Tell her Randy Orton still doin it

[MLB @MLB]

Celebrating Mr. Padre with an awesome giveaway!

Repost and reply for your chance to win this autographed 8x10 Tony Gwynn photo.