r kelly

ive had my fun and thats all that matters

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"God Ted, he's probably very cold now that his towel's blown away."

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"Ya feckin eejit, wait there til I get ya."

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"You mean?"

"Yes. We put the brick on the accelerator."

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"Dougal, have you been drinking?"
"I have, Ted. I've been drinking like a mad eejit."

[🐩 @mondaylullaby]

i love sleeping! i love being unconscious!

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Lmao Thanks!

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"Brilliant Ted! How did you know?"
"Don't think I didn't notice those little hints you left lying around the place"

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"It is a Cuban fertility symbol, I hope it brings you as much luck as it brought me."

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"Oh no, what's this? It's a little puppy with a broken paw. I'd better go home and nurse it back to health. Goodbye, everybody."

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

“I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences.
Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse dentist."

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

#RightToProtest

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

This was the most insane stage of the pandemic.

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"Of course, they ALL have lovely bottoms." #RoseOfTralee

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"If you ever say that to me again, I'll put your head through the wall."