spontaneous combustist

ARE YOU MY PATH TO GROUND?

[spontaneous combustist @reapsian]

Insane glitch that keeps happening on Instagram where I hear a musical cue and then a grown man screaming. What is happening

[spontaneous combustist @reapsian]

I bet I could start a pretty good cult

[✮ CVR @adasfile]

me asf

[spontaneous combustist @reapsian]

This was the most accurate prediction I have ever made in my entire life. Not only was it correct but it has scared me from making subsequent predictions about what 2025 will be lest they turn out correct. My prognosticative abilities only grow.

[spontaneous combustist @reapsian]

My 2024 is going to be the exact plot of Alan Wake II

[Agent 47 @Agent47_hit_man]

I think I saw a werewolf in that fucking bathroom.

[bear @wriocake]

this is humiliating

[Tzor 😪 @Tzor__]

My moon knight when theres hawkeye black widow

[spontaneous combustist @reapsian]

to a dog's mind any form of tv is a youtube poop

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

It has been brought to my attention that the "Lovense Lush 3 Vibrator" has clearly plagiarized the design of "The Asswatcher" I created in Spore Creature Creator sixteen years ago and, frankly, I believe I deserve some royalties.

[spontaneous combustist @reapsian]

I'm dracula

[spontaneous combustist @reapsian]

Is knifefighting legal

[spontaneous combustist @reapsian]

@MidnightBoshi I will defend banbaro until the sun burns out I love the moose t-rex

[spontaneous combustist @reapsian]

@killian5302 I literally heard the videos talk about pomni and Skibidi toilet I’m so scared what dreams may come if I nap to this

[spontaneous combustist @reapsian]

Trying to take a nap in my bed but the kid in the apartment below mine is watching amazing digital circus videos on tiktok at max volume

[MICCHI @swagamicchi]

Evergreen

[Split72 🔜 Anthrocon @Split_72]

i legitimately cant stop watching this LMAO

[spontaneous combustist @reapsian]

https://t.co/DFW7Wmx5C2 has finally reached a wider audience. Just as planned.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i’m training for things you couldn’t even begin to fathom