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I still don't know if this is going to be my professional or personal account

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Is there @discord for therapy

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The Mercury Retrogradeeeeeeee 🧫

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Going no-contact on Promise day is 🔪

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My nervous system thought reconciliation. It was bookkeeping 😭😭

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How’s Ramadan allowing this 😭 😭

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I’ve been wanting to watch Wuthering Heights but my mental health is a withering plight

[jbird @reasonableouch]

It bugs me to see these wOkE mfers get feelings about Epstein Files. Mardaani had to release thrice and create fake news to get people to talk about children fkin hell

[jbird @reasonableouch]

Me kya rejection se deal karungi. Mujhe toh rickshawala bhi mana kar de toh bura lagta hai

[jbird @reasonableouch]

Babumushai zindagi sirf lambi hori hai badi nai 😭

[jbird @reasonableouch]

11AM: I’m gunna seize the day

2PM: The day has seized me

[jbird @reasonableouch]

Need me some RCB fan level support in my life

[jbird @reasonableouch]

Signing up on Bumble cuz I need better friends

[jbird @reasonableouch]

@showmetheyamz Everyone who this is unrealistic, it's untrue. My man is exactly this and more 😭😭😭🧿❤️

[jbird @reasonableouch]

#CorporateHack don't tell your office you use Chat-GPT for your ideas, they'll play it against you

[jbird @reasonableouch]

I'm so tired I can't even masturbate

[jbird @reasonableouch]

Why does everyone get WFH pardons for the weirdest reasons but me? 😂

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Mere khaane से zyaada garam toh bahar hawa hai #SummerIsHere

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Friends u thought liked you end up chilling without you a lot and then social media kills it.

दिल dukhna band nahi hota kabhi

Screenshot le leke pakk gayi

Fir puchne ke baad bolte hai "oh, we assumed u wouldn't come" / "we forgot you"

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"jo mouth fag karta hai usse paise lena chahiye" my boss-boss

Fkin love it