Reason Rat

I'm an enormous rat. I live in @reason's posh DC offices and tweet out the wildly inappropriate things those people say.

[Reason Rat @reasonrat]

' american politics has a dipshit problem '

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" who wants to come to do plant crimes with me ?? "

[Reason Rat @reasonrat]

" that movie was so loud "

"that movie was the correct volume"

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‘ out of everyone at @reason I actually think natalie would do the best in prison ’

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“say NO to Hamilton”

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“ who is this hamsters guy ?”

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“ he has sum CRAZY opinions but good writing makes up for a lot ”

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"I M angry but with a smile on my face"

[Reason Rat @reasonrat]

"his descent 2 ' absolutely crazy unhinged lunatic ' has really been something 2 watch."

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"this is how Severance starts"

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“satire is impossible. sincerity is our only path forward. so i will be retiring”

[Reason Rat @reasonrat]

"if ur a poor witch ur probably doing a bad job"

[Reason Rat @reasonrat]

“ Do U think theyre going to call it Operation Cuba Libre ? ”

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“This is 2 gay porny”

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“say NO to Hamilton”

[Matt Welch @MattWelch]

An obituary I never wanted to write.

[Reason Rat @reasonrat]

'i am not on the sex plane... in every sense of the word except that i'm learning about it'

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" i kno a lot about cannibalism now. "

[Reason Rat @reasonrat]

" how do u feel about ai-generated child porn ? "

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“ the state of the union is always going on & the current president merely taps into it like the Grateful Dead playing Dark Star ”

[Eric Boehm @EricBoehm87]

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