Reason Rat

I'm an enormous rat. I live in @reason's posh DC offices and tweet out the wildly inappropriate things those people say.

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' american politics has a dipshit problem '

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' wasnt expecting there 2 B a housing policy angle in this gangrape case '

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“are we pregaming for the gala anywhere”

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“Britain is hell 2 B fair”

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" wait is he a low-voltage utility monster "

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"DOLPHIN THERAPY"

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someone started a https://t.co/FTH3vQWZHP petition to deport @billybinion for being a communist and now the @reason staff are all signing it, these ppl are out of control

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" u usually use cocaine 2 pay the gay prostitutes, but I digress "

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‘why did ur team suck so much anyway’

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" who wants to come to do plant crimes with me ?? "

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" that movie was so loud "

"that movie was the correct volume"

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‘ out of everyone at @reason I actually think natalie would do the best in prison ’

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“ who is this hamsters guy ?”

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“ he has sum CRAZY opinions but good writing makes up for a lot ”

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"I M angry but with a smile on my face"

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"his descent 2 ' absolutely crazy unhinged lunatic ' has really been something 2 watch."

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"this is how Severance starts"

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“satire is impossible. sincerity is our only path forward. so i will be retiring”

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"if ur a poor witch ur probably doing a bad job"

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“ Do U think theyre going to call it Operation Cuba Libre ? ”

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“This is 2 gay porny”