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Imagine a local paper that treats the church raffle like Watergate. That’s the vibe. Parody local news, open to everyone.

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Hexford Museum Confirms Artefact Labelled 'Roman' Since 1968 Is a Tupperware Lid
Curator asks visitors to refrain from sharing images online 'while the matter remains under review'.
https://t.co/1dDjauI0QY

[Mark @matchboy1976]

@Nigel_Farage I can give you £5m reasons why trade unions aren’t going to do this Nige. You’re the party (Limited company) of the rich buddy, you don’t give a toss about the working person

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

This

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https://t.co/g4yiPzISxD

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Searching for "Trustworthy, honest journalism..."

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The Hexford Argus is live now!
Not national politics. Not celebrity gossip. Just hard‑hitting investigations into why the bins moved and who stole the raffle quiche. Parody local news, powered by you.
https://t.co/zkQK7vWY0G

[reasury @reasury]

Yes, @BBCPolitics, 100% This!

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

Dear the BBC Politics.

I think I can safely speak for approx 89.43% of the UK population when I tell you that Zia Yusuf is not wanted on our TV screens. Again.

He's an unelected party donor using up a seat that could be offered to a credible alternative.

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Councillor's 'Ill-Judged' Emails Rock Quiet Grimsdean – But Town Hall Stays Tight-Lipped https://t.co/nakOXHAvTu

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@withnailjones Makes Lee Anderson look like a candidate for Mensa.

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@dave43law It seems the riot that collard his comments defined Hus words.

[Paul Nowak @nowak_paul]

When someone shows you who they really are, take notice.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

"We want to use Henry’s heartbreaking story to make change for the better. We do not want his death to be used to create further division, hatred or tension.”

I am in awe of Henry Nowak's family.
Anyone callously ignoring their wishes deserves nothing but contempt.

[reasury @reasury]

Excellent summary.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Current summary of right wing UK politics:

Conservatives - We've suddenly remembered lots of things we accidentally forgot to do during our 14 YEARS in government that we would definitely do straight away this time, promise

Reform - The Conservatives who messed the country up for 14 years were worried you wouldn't vote for them again so have made another party and are hoping you won't notice it's full of the people who messed up the country for 14 years

UKIP - We still think it's 1998

Restore - Led by a bore in need of a golf club. Been chucked out of Reform for being racist? We're the party for you!

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Unsurprisingly satisfying...

[The London Economic @LondonEconomic]

You lot have had your say - and it's a very positive result for Sir Keir 👀

[Politics In The U.K. @politixintheuk]

"WE WANT BORDERS!" they cried...

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@ZiaYusufUK @MrWinMarshall Weasel words.

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@radartabs @RobKenyonReform The last one picked for any team? Gullis.

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#10YearKeir

[Heather @HeatherJLpals]

I support Keir Starmer’s 10 Year Plan. Do you? #10YearKeir

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Urgent message.

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@Parody_PM 'Con Pair'