Rebartic

We live in a twilight world.

Pronouns: Do me a favour!

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LBC Staff Meeting [40]:

Exec: “Good Morning All.”
All: “Good Morning Sir.”
Exec: “Well, well, well, we do have a bit of a situation on our hands, don’t we?”

[Silence]

Exec: “I said DON’T WE?”
All: “Yes, SIR.”
Exec: “Good, now hands up those of you who supported that plagiarising prat, Arday”

[A small show of hands]

Exec: “Yes, Cornwall, Kuntish, Abattoir, Blight and, of course, you Brien. You fucking idiots…”
O’B: “But, but, but…”
Exec: “‘But’ what, Brien, but what?”
O’B: “He’s black.”
Exec: Oh my fucking God. You blithering idiot. Have you looked at LBC’s roster? We don’t do black!”
O’B: “But, Sir, he said I inspired him.”
Exec: “So? It’s likely that the twat who murdered Ann Widdecombe will say the same! Arday crawled up your arse so far so that you’d pledge your undying support, you fucking idiot.”
O’B: “Oh, so wasn’t it genuine?’
Exec: “As genuine as him running 600 miles in 6 days, yes.”
O’B: “Oh, fuck.”
Exec: "All together now.”
All: “YOU FUCKING MUG.”
Exec: “Excellent. Now let’s move on. No more Arday, OK?”
All: “Yes, Sir.”
Exec: “Good, so I want lots of positivity about Burnham, I’ve been promised a small town house in Salford if we can help boost his ratings. Please cover his upcoming UK tour as you would the second coming of Christ.”
Shelagh Fogarty: “Sir, as a Catholic I find that quite offensive.”
Exec: “Miss Flaherty, with all due respect, shut the fuck up. Stick to slating men and talking about Hillsborough, eh?”
SF: “Oh,”
Exec: “Now, one last thing. The hot weather…oops…sorry the Climate Crisis.”
Nick Abbot: “Trump, Farage, Trump, Farage, Trump, Farage...”
Exec: “For fuck sake, who took the bag off his head? Someone please put it back on.”
Nick Ferrari: ”My pleasure.”
NA: ”Trump, Farage, Tru…ooof.”
Exec: ”Thank you, Farrago. So please ramp up the panic about the heat waves. If any fucker mentions 1976 you will be summarily sacked. I want wildfires, doom, and lots of it.”
Iain Dale: “What about all those arsonists arrested in France and Spain?”
Exec: "Jesus, Fail, NO."
ID: "Bugger."
Exec: "Right, I have a head to head at my pied-à-terre with Miss Vorderman, Dale Vince, a bottle of Absinthe and a horse massager in 15 minutes, dismissed."

#OLBC
#OBINGO

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@EnglishProse @InsideLucysHead @sshole Nonetheless a fascinating episode in US history. If you've not read Vincent Bugliosi's book on the Manson murders I can highly recommend it.

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@ozeyuk @MatthewCaddis @WokeratiMarty I agree entirely,

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@ozeyuk @MatthewCaddis @WokeratiMarty As I said you can be gay anywhere.

Surviving it is a different matter.

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@ozeyuk @MatthewCaddis @WokeratiMarty I think we're on the same page.

PS: I'm straight, in case you were in doubt.

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@ozeyuk @MatthewCaddis @WokeratiMarty I despise Islam.

I hope that helps.

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@logicdebaters @mrrjwilson @TerraOrBust It's interesting that you acknowledge that 'gammon' is a racist term and yet still use it.

But it's good, at least, that you're honest about what you are: a racist.

Be better, Dickie.

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@Mioewing @Bushra1Shaikh Mrs Reb certainly can look after herself. No worries on that front.

👍

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@MeltsIcy24536 @robsmit54519473 @reniermedia @Saskiaaa_____ Why, are you looking for inspiration?

Because, by Mohammed's socks, you bloody well need it!

You low brow, abusive twerp!

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@MatthewCaddis @ozeyuk @WokeratiMarty Ah, so you don't think someone who follows Islam can be gay?

Really?

Why is that?

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@MatthewCaddis @ozeyuk @WokeratiMarty Killing reply, what a wit.

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@MatthewCaddis @ozeyuk @WokeratiMarty I have no power over you, you're correct.

However, that doesn't stop me exposing you for the racist prick you are.

That's quite a power in itself.

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@MatthewCaddis @ozeyuk @WokeratiMarty Pipe down, you low IQ, knuckle-dragging, racist!

#ORACIST

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@MatthewCaddis @WokeratiMarty Why?

Because decent people like me balance out the sick arseholes like Marty!

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@guidoacasa @andywigmore @ajcdeane So why say 'millions haven't', neatly dismissing those who have suffered?

Such a strange reaction!

Millions haven't been killed by of Islamic terrorism - so what, hundreds of thousands have!

You are weird!

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@WokeratiMarty You've just proved yourself wrong, you childish bigot.

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@WokeratiMarty And you're racist!

The world is in balance!

But I'm the better person!

Cheers.

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@guidoacasa @andywigmore @ajcdeane Ah you're ok with violence, rapes and murders because some people haven't suffered.

Interesting.

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@Bolomife My statement stands, wherever the fuck these colossal wankers were.

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Look like these folk didn't get that government alert on their phones!

#OBINGO

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🚨 Last night’s “vigil” for the A66 joyrider. Balloons first. Then five cars were burned in the field.

That’s the send-off.

Has anyone in power even spoken about this, or are they too concerned about the price of a Freddo? @andyburnham