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Yeshiva week:
also known as bring ur child to work week
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The adjective for metal is mettalic but not so for iron, which is ironic

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What did the uneducated chussid say to the educated professor?

Rent is due on the first.

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I went to the pizza shop and ordered two large fries, but the guy just gave me a hundred tiny ones.

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What do you call your second coffee?

Hakafa beis.

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Gas prices are so high even Tom Brady has to go back to work.

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How did people survive 150 years ago without air-conditioning?

They are טאקא not here anymore

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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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Do you know why birds sing in the morning?

Cuz they don't have to go to work...

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One minute you are young and fun. The next, you're turning down the car stereo to see better.

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“I don’t understand how Jeff Bezos is richer than the person who sells receipt paper to CVS

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I apologize for this long letter - I didn't have time to write a shorter one.

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Winter so far, was like ordering an iced latte and getting a hot coffee that's luke warm.

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You ever misspelled a word so bad
autocorrect don't even help you out.

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I just spent $100 on the belt and it didn't fit... Talk about a huge waist

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Did you know that the inventor of the ferris wheel never met the creator of the merry go round?....
They traveled in different circles

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I don't mind that he's sleeping. It's when he wakes up that I'm worried about

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I heard for black friday this year, we need to line up at the docks at 4AM...