Rebecca

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

The absolute irony of using a security software as the background for your scam 😂😂😂 and they didn’t even TRY to make it look legit, WHO IS FALLING FOR THIS?????

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

Is it out of line to ask @kenanthompson to resurrect both Ishboo and Pierre Escargot on @nbcsnl ???? Watching All That on @netflix and it’s unlocking memories I forgot I had

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

@nicmatos Nicole they are all horrible. Legit look like they are made for Disney adults and 97 year old women. I hate it!!!

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

Can someone make a pair of bridal flats that aren’t either absolutely fucking tragic or sparkly sneakers? I refuse to wear heels. And also I can’t because I still don’t have full ankle stability 😳 @LouboutinWorld come thru!

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

@UPS can someone please help me find my package? I can’t file a claim online. You guys are saying you delivered it to USPS, @USPS is saying they haven’t received it, so where is it?? It’s literally a notepad with pictures of my kids on it, no other human will get value out of it.

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

@MikeyTBH Is really out here wearing that shirt trying to convince us he’s straight?

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

For women in TX…I have an extra bedroom & a car, so if you’re looking to explore NJ or another surrounding blue state, come visit me! I also work from home if you need a ride anywhere, & I have a dog if you aren’t feeling well and need emotional support for whatever reason.

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

I can’t decide if this tweet has aged well or horribly. Replace “HIV” with “COVID” and this statement is still true 😂😂😂😂

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

Thanks, Truvada commercial, now every time I have flu-like symptoms I’m gonna think I have HIV.

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

Does @DJPaulyD do weddings? Asking for a friend…the friend is me, it’s my wedding

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

@Apple please make a finger guns emoji. If we can have the Spock salute, we can have finger guns. #FingerGuns #JusticeForFingerGuns

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

I swear the older I get, the more I relate to Peter at the beginning of Hook. Like sorry, boo, you want to fly FIRST CLASS to London at CHRISTMAS, and then you're mad at your dad for missing a baseball game? Dad needs to make that paper, bb

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

i haven't been able to find peanut butter chex at the grocery store in months and i stg if y'all discontinued it i'm gonna be SO mad. @ChexCereal

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

@MikeyTBH LOL LISTEN. I HAD A STORY.

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

Do you think @Tinder would sponsor my wedding? Just got engaged to the first guy I met up with. Honestly, I’ll even take a bachelorette party.

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

@NordicTrack explain to me how I paid $200 for delivery and I was told I would be able to get 1 flight of stairs and now the delivery company is telling me that they can’t even bring the treadmill into the house because I have four steps leading up to my front door. 🙄🙄🙄

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

@NJGov @GovMurphy What phase will ER Vets & ER Vet Techs receive the COVID vaccine? My (live-in) boyfriend has gone to work to help sick/dying animals all throughout the pandemic and been exposed more than once. I know I'm low on the priority list, but when will he get it?

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

I had a dream last night that @snooki and @JENNIWOWW were at my house. We ate tacos and drank tequila. Y’all are welcome in Midland Park, NJ for tacos & margs anytime you want. What a great dream, tbh.

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

Jason to me, after I threaten to tell Santa about bad behavior knowing full well I already finished the Christmas shopping for both little fuckers

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

Happy Veterans Day, even my trash exes scattered throughout the armed forces

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

By the way, this was at 12:19 and my kid gets out at 12:20. I guess that 30 seconds to a minute of me being double parked in front of the yellow line was really impeding with police work.

[Rebecca @rebcon1102]

@MidlandPkPD Trying to pick up my 5yr old at Godwin & I have a broken leg so was double parked. Cop told me “that’s great, get a handicapped placard, now MOVE” meanwhile the person parked directly in front of the fire hydrant was fine to stay? Thank you so much for the kindness.