The absolute irony of using a security software as the background for your scam 😂😂😂 and they didn’t even TRY to make it look legit, WHO IS FALLING FOR THIS?????
Is it out of line to ask @kenanthompson to resurrect both Ishboo and Pierre Escargot on @nbcsnl ???? Watching All That on @netflix and it’s unlocking memories I forgot I had
Can someone make a pair of bridal flats that aren’t either absolutely fucking tragic or sparkly sneakers? I refuse to wear heels. And also I can’t because I still don’t have full ankle stability 😳 @LouboutinWorld come thru!
@UPS can someone please help me find my package? I can’t file a claim online. You guys are saying you delivered it to USPS, @USPS is saying they haven’t received it, so where is it?? It’s literally a notepad with pictures of my kids on it, no other human will get value out of it.
For women in TX…I have an extra bedroom & a car, so if you’re looking to explore NJ or another surrounding blue state, come visit me! I also work from home if you need a ride anywhere, & I have a dog if you aren’t feeling well and need emotional support for whatever reason.
I swear the older I get, the more I relate to Peter at the beginning of Hook. Like sorry, boo, you want to fly FIRST CLASS to London at CHRISTMAS, and then you're mad at your dad for missing a baseball game? Dad needs to make that paper, bb
@NordicTrack explain to me how I paid $200 for delivery and I was told I would be able to get 1 flight of stairs and now the delivery company is telling me that they can’t even bring the treadmill into the house because I have four steps leading up to my front door. 🙄🙄🙄
@NJGov@GovMurphy What phase will ER Vets & ER Vet Techs receive the COVID vaccine? My (live-in) boyfriend has gone to work to help sick/dying animals all throughout the pandemic and been exposed more than once. I know I'm low on the priority list, but when will he get it?
I had a dream last night that @snooki and @JENNIWOWW were at my house. We ate tacos and drank tequila. Y’all are welcome in Midland Park, NJ for tacos & margs anytime you want. What a great dream, tbh.
By the way, this was at 12:19 and my kid gets out at 12:20. I guess that 30 seconds to a minute of me being double parked in front of the yellow line was really impeding with police work.
@MidlandPkPD Trying to pick up my 5yr old at Godwin & I have a broken leg so was double parked. Cop told me “that’s great, get a handicapped placard, now MOVE” meanwhile the person parked directly in front of the fire hydrant was fine to stay? Thank you so much for the kindness.