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I'm a pretty big fan of Hamilton and everything Lin-Manuel has ever touched. So there's that…

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Matthew Perry Has Reportedly Died At The Age Of 54

No way. https://t.co/JLjJh1YUUA

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A larger straw would have been nice, @schlotskys 😊

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The question is, how long before it updates from this optional bird app to eks?

Gotta red notification but I’m ignoring it. Forever.

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@LikeAFineWino I use AccuWeather and have for a few years now. It’s a good one.

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My God. What were they thinking?! I could not even believe my ears when this commercial on! It’s already a word, people.

[Tim Rostan. @mrtgr]

That Subway commercial might work better if proffer weren't itself a word already. https://t.co/xZg3XjjqkB

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

In honor of the new charges just filed against Rudy Giuliani, I give you this video about his famous Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle. I searched for it - glad I found it - it's my favorite Tik-Tok video of all time. I DARE you to watch this and not laugh.

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Last night, I hurt myself just by going to sleep. Can’t wait to see what’s in store for tonight. 🫤

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@ThatEricAlper I’m silly, I know, but this is the reason the song wasn’t included on the Mamma Mia CD then, right?

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Okay, I don’t like this. Another earthquake. Exactly a month apart.

Frackers.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

If this is my last tweet ever, I just want everyone to know that Miracle Whip is disgusting and anyone who enjoys it is a horrible person. #RIPTwitter

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I felt this! I thought I was going crazy.

[NWS Midland @NWSMidland]

If you felt the ground shaking recently, that was in fact an earthquake! A preliminary magnitude of 5.3, located northwest of Pecos, TX. You can see this earthquake and other earthquakes using this link from the USGS.

https://t.co/kgEOMlQyjR

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Nathan didn’t have a Twitter account, but he would have LOVED all the parody accounts. I would’ve had a blast with him these past few days. 💗💗💗

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@PancaspeA Oh, my goodness! That show is sooo funny! I hurt myself laughing!

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It’s pretty sad to have to take your precious babies to the shelter on #InternationalDogDay

My sweet Hank and Beau 🐶🐶

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I miss my husband desperately. He passed away on the 6th of August, and at that moment, my world shattered. My family and friends have been amazing…but they’re not who I want.

[Kaye @KayeSteinsapir]

When someone dies, everyone comes all at once, during the first few numb weeks. Bringing too much food no one can eat.

By the time the shock starts wearing off, and the worst pain sets in, you’re mostly alone and staring into an empty fridge. 99 percent of them have moved on.

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It’s pretty good! But my question is, why didn’t they make an Ocean Water flavor? @sonicdrivein

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😊

[Rob McClure @RobMcClure]

In recent “Rewatching Disney Movies With my Kid Makes Me Appreciate The Lyrics” news… Have we sufficiently celebrated rhyming “Bare Necessities” with “Bear can rest at ease”?! 😱

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Highlights
Especially Goofus and Gallant.

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This is very sad, even though I couldn't tell you the last time I had one.

[CNN @CNN]

The Choco Taco is gone for good. https://t.co/FLqRKXTKg7