Rebecca

I’m a yoga teacher, writer and wellness advocate, spending my days writing deep posts on Instagram :)

Insta/TikTok/Snap: @rebeccaaaallen

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If I was a millionaire I’d live out my wildest dreams, like buying raspberries when they’re not on sale

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Things I thought I'd do once I grew up and got a job:
-get cool car
-rent a swanky apartment
-buy a big TV

Things I actually do since I grew up and got a job:
-stand in the trash can aisle reading online reviews of trash cans

[“mendax” @mendax599]

i’ve felt permanently guilty for no reason since i was like 9 years old

[Rebecca @rebeccaaaallen]

My energy provider really be like: “we know you’re paying £688 annually at the mo, but now you gotta pay £2,700 plz xx”
*installs log fire*
#energycrisis

[brosflexin @brosflexin]

7 billion ppl in the world and you telling me nobody got superpowers?

[Viola Davis @violadavis]

Needed this today! Big time 🙏🏿❤️
✍🏾@FdLSpeaks

[𝐉𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐍 ♡ @jlcxxxx]

The UK temperature drop is actually violent

[t🍒 @teeneo1]

this makes me sad

[Jeffery Werkins @JefferyWerkins]

“I was born in 2007” sounds so fake bro nobody is born that late

[Universal Pictures UK @universaluk]

You will be found. The musical phenomenon #DearEvanHansenMovie hits UK cinemas on October 22 ✨