@AklTransport are taking the actual piss. cancelled the bus to the station this morning and had to wait 30 mins for the next one. late for work
this evening the bus from the station pulls in, lets everyone off, drives off without letting anyone on. another 30 min wait
what a joke
it’s currently 1:30am. i start work at 5:45am. i am 26 years old. how terrible will i feel during my 8 hour work shift tomorrow? we will shortly find out
my mum when she called me last summer to tell me that her neighbour had given her too many homegrown courgettes and there was no way she could eat them all, and did i want to come home to collect some courgettes
Nothing has ever captured the stressed millennial daughter/retired boomer parent relationship better than my mom telling me she's really overwhelmed this week because she grew too many tomatoes and doesn't know what to do with them.
in the 10 days i’ve lived with my taiwanese roommate, she’s already asked me pointedly “if i always eat bread every day” and said that there’s a ramen restaurant in town that i should like as “it’s good for foreigners” so i know she’s judging my food choices lol
Can you believe it?!
It's been 10 years of No Such Thing As A Fish - over 500 episodes, 30,000 facts and countless mentions of moss (and golf, wine and yetis).
Thanks to everyone who listens, but don't go anywhere!
There's much more still to come...
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@LRB i wanted to go to your Bite Your Friends talk next week with a friend (who has a ticket) but i didn’t get a ticket before it sold. are you likely to have any tickets returned and go back on sale?
in a teams meeting, in which one person kept calling the rest of us by the wrong names, and the other person shared their screen to present something, clearly forgot they were sharing it and started doing their asda shopping on screen
they are sooooo setting this up to keep wheeling david tennant out for doctor who episodes every ten years or so and i for one am not complaining #DoctorWho#TheGiggle
i love the fact that the doctor and donna meeting isaac newton had no impact on the plot whatsoever except for the occasional gravity / mavity joke #DoctorWho#WildBlueYonder