Rebecca

it’s an intrusive thought and then I tweet it

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

So im driving right. Then I just burst into tears

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

@grasseaterrr13 One makes you cry and the other doesn’t

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

@kejones_ LMAO

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

So the Republican Party supports forcing women to give birth against their will, but opposes providing childcare, paid leave or healthcare. Got it.

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

I can’t wait till it’s summer so we can see some more buttcheeks up in here

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

@rachael_grosser We love to see a girlboss!

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

@rachael_grosser I’ve done been in the knew

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

Okay boys you’re doing a great job hating Jake Gyllenhaal to keep your girlfriends happy. Now keep that same energy for your musty bros who gaslight and manipulate their girlfriends

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

It’s hard to be the ugo (unique, gassy, odd) of the friend group 😔

[bea @dtbeaa]

i be like “i can’t wait for fall fits” then fall comes and i dress like this

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

@grasseater24 Stop it

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

Not a day goes by where a man doesn’t disappoint me

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

You break it you buy it policy but it’s parents paying for therapy

[Miranda Sings @MirandaSings]

👁👄👁

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

@kejones_ This unlocked a core memory

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

I’m unwell

[Hannah Elise @hannahemaute]

No one speak to me ever again

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

Got my first hater last night. I’ve made it 🥰😈🤪

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

Showed my little brother a picture of a cute boy and he said, “is he cute enough to stick around for a while this time?” Touché John

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

Uhh I’m sorry who’s this

[Rebecca @rebeccacapps_]

It’s 2020, can I pledge a frat?