Rebecca !1!

Alphas ONLY ‼️‼️Beta free zone ❌🙅🏼‍♀️ enter at your own risk 🥶🐺🐺🐺

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

I actively like hyper-specific, niche reels that I don’t understand the reference of bc I know one of my followers will see that I’ve liked it and feel inferior for not understanding

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

At the club pretending I don’t know every word to fancy by iggy azalea bc I can’t break my cover

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

Has anyone recovered from the Sk8er Boi plot twist??

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

“Can’t let gang know I fw this” maybe try finding a more loving and supportive gang 🥺

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

Gonna freeze my eggs for 425 years so my kids part of gen sigma

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

Sleepless in Seattle? More like that movie puts me to sleep in Seattle

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

@goosekazooo @carsyfez 😔

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

Do airlines know that their safety videos can be set in an airplane or is that illegal

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

Northeastern is really underrated as far as sinister college administrations go. this post is so bizarre

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

There is not a more fragile ego out there than a landlord’s

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

@bongo_horse @goosekazooo Do you know one of the most beautiful songs ever harvest moon or do you dislike music as a whole

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

Really love that having 0 spatial awareness is a requirement to shop at Trader Joe’s😍😍 this is awesome!

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

New law requiring everyone from my past/who I don’t know well who posts “happy Valentine’s Day my love” to include a vid of them interacting w their s/o so I can form a proper opinion on their relationship

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

@goosekazooo Give me the DM-1100/boss I want to FEEL each turn

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

@POTUS Hmmm correct me if I’m wrong but IMO supplying the weapons responsible for
slaughtering 24,000 Palestinians doesn’t really scream “reiterating Israel’s responsibility to protect civilians” :/ Maybe I misunderstood what you meant by that idk

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

If my kid grew up to play in the NBA and they were drafted to the Lakers I’d be ashamed and never tell anyone

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

I love having a comp sci bf I get to play passenger princess with literally any tech issue that ever exists

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

@dunkindonuts WHY ARENT THERE ANY DUNKINS IN WASHINGTON I NEED ONE HERE YOU WOULD GET SO MUCH BUSINESS FROM ME AND ME ALONE I STG

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

Had a bad day so now I’m entitled to a weeks worth of treats

[Rebecca !1! @rebeccas611]

Calmed by the fact that I would never be the chosen one in any 2010s dystopian franchise I really don’t think that’s for me tbh