Rebecca Wilson

I’m putting my untapped maternal energy into this | stand up comic, actor, writer & solicited advice giver

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

There are two attorneys named Eric Nelson in Minneapolis. Yikes. I feel bad for the one (pictured below) who isn’t a TOTALLY corrupt pos. Eric C Nelson’s receptionist needs a raise and a Xanax #DerekChauvinTrial

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

@POTUS Said no Biden ever

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

To all the men that love the overturning of Roe v. Wade and policing bodies, let’s include you in the fun & increase the age of consent to 25.

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

Being sober at a dive bar in Madison has me pairing my Heineken 0.0 with reading the Summary of the Energy Security and Climate Change Investments in the Inflation Reduction Act of 2022

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

I can barely afford to buy eggs and so how do you think I can afford to fertilize my own?

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

Why did season one of obi wan kenobi have to start with a school shooting scenario? #Kenobi #StarWars

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

31 is the age when guys you were vaguely acquainted with in college ask you to get together to “catch up”. Catch a hint. Now I’m partnered up a dead inside

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

At my Catholic high school, we were taught that evolution was a theory but Roe v. Wade is a law

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

9 holes of golf is a game. 18 holes is avoiding your spouse and children

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

More people tuned into the Depp v. Heard trial than State v. Derek Chauvin.

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

It’s Aries season, so no apologies just loud excuses

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

Has anyone ever gotten a Mortuary Science degree to fall back on?

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

When I was a kid in the 90s, I thought I’d grow up to look like Topanga Lawrence, but 2022-me looks like Shawn Hunter and Corey Matthews if there’s humidity.

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

I wanna shake Shaq at Shake Shack

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

Defund the grammar police

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

Sweet home [Minnesota]

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

It was a chaotic and violent night at the Minnesota State Fair as law enforcement responded to half a dozen fights in the final two hours, in addition to a large group trying to break through the main gate. https://t.co/GlJ3BaNDoX

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

As a nerd, I’ll miss the Olympics because I love watching jocks cry #2020TokyoOlympics

[Jade Presents @jadepresents]

Don't miss one of Fargo's funniest nights! Fargo Comedy Fest Presents: MPLS Best Round 2 🥊🥊
@SanctuaryEvents on Saturday, 6.26 with @SayGCole @elisecolecomedy + @rebeccawcomedy
Tix here: https://t.co/6GgbZam2WB

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

This Sunday at 2pm CT, I’m hosting another Coffee and Kulan with faith leaders to discuss racial and climate justice.

Can’t wait to talk with you!

[JO)KEWEST @JOKEQUEST200]

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Are you smarter than these comics? Can you tell which one is full of shit? Thanks for playing, Uriah, Josh and @rebeccawcomedy!

[Rebecca Wilson @rebeccawcomedy]

The Bungler: A trivia show where I can riff on John Cusack, 300 and the entire state of Ohio. Check it out, it is a blast

[JO)KEWEST @JOKEQUEST200]

@elisecolecomedy @rebeccawcomedy and @arashisonline compete in trivia battle. Come along:

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