RebaLynn

[RebaLynn @rebeccawinter00]

The savage things my boyfriend tells me: a thread

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Me: If you give chickens onions, their eggs will taste likes onions.
Mal: If you give chickens pickles, will they be pickled eggs??

[RebaLynn @rebeccawinter00]

Things that my CoWorker say: a thread

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"I'm not a carpenter. Im just a dude with power tools."

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Things my husband says: a thread

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Husband: The Chinese word for Cat is Māo? And Egyptian is Mau? They are following pokemon rules! What if we called dogs Woofs?!
Me: Like Wolf?
Husband:.........*questions everything*

[RebaLynn @rebeccawinter00]

The savage things my boyfriend tells me: a thread

[RebaLynn @rebeccawinter00]

*2 yr ann. Of BF asking me out. Look at pic from that night*
Me- Surprised you didnt say how how skinny you are
Bf- So I am fat now!
Me- No, you were a stick then. Now you're a branch. No where near a log or trunk of a tree!
Bf-...That was actually funny
Me- THX U! I TRIED HARD!

[RebaLynn @rebeccawinter00]

@lizhooray1218 Drunk Liz to my husband "LISTEN HERE STRING BEAN. I NEED YOU TO QUIT BRING COLD ALL THE DAMN TIME."

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Me: *leaves meat on my plate*
Husband: I shot, cleaned, and dragged that deer out of the woods to provide food for you.
Me: *slowly finishes the meat*

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Me:*goes to bathroom while BF brushes teeth* Look at this white hair!
BF:*dons glasses & examines* Are you sure its not blonde?
Me:No its white, 26 yrs of life and Im old!*leaves*
BF:*from bathroom* Can you take a break from your Quater life Crisis and tell me the football score?

[RebaLynn @rebeccawinter00]

My husband can be so oblivious, its frustrating. He's so lucky he has a good butt.

[RebaLynn @rebeccawinter00]

I'm very tired of men asking questions and I try to answer them, but they then talk over me....like bitch do you want to know or not?
#salty #shutupandletmetalk

[RebaLynn @rebeccawinter00]

This book is so beautifully written, I can't praise it enough! It follows a young Librarian who looses her job and decides to move from England to Scotland to start a mobile book store. It has friendship, love, heart break, and a story of starting over that just enchants you.

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2021 Book Thread!!

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@lizhooray1218 @RIAHROOWASHERE @tumemanques_2 LOVE YOU TOO!!!

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@lizhooray1218 DONT MAKE ME CRY AT WORK!!!

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@RIAHROOWASHERE
@lizhooray1218
...accurate

https://t.co/lXTrg7N6Bo

[RebaLynn @rebeccawinter00]

This series is amazing! Dystopia America with royalty, twists and turns, but love always prevails. You think the story will go one way, then it does a 180! So good, highly rec. It does have Novelettes that go with it. I didn't read them. 🤷‍♀️

[RebaLynn @rebeccawinter00]

So I'm stealing this idea from @nat_a_lie_sue but here are a thread of books I've read with a small bio.

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When we moved in, our landlord was worried about the cats tearing up the carpet, but I can assure you, the snake has been the most disrespectful then the two cats combined.

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At least wearing a mask covers up the acne I’ve gotten from wearing a mask