bexxx ⚡️

mind ur business

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA when Trump fixes a problem he created in the first place:

[Lexi 🏴‍☠️ @GoBlueLexi117]

If you whined and cried about the SB halftime show, I better not see you lifting your fucking margarita while eating a taco today. Fuck you. 😂

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Not to sound like a libtard extremist but I'd rather spend $500 million on putting 15,000 homeless veterans in homes than on bailing out Spirit Airlines from its 2nd bankruptcy.

[Praise @tufpraise]

Not a drag queen, not a trans woman, not a queer person. But a cis woman wearing a maga hat.

[NotYaBitch✨ @OrganicScorpio]

If you voted for Trump you bet not be celebrating Cinco de Mayo you funky bitch!

[Thick Saban ✨ @RaveenTheDream]

Paying taxes after you took taxes out my check all year..

We don’t get mad enough man. They got us too trained.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than:

Tesla
Southwest
Disney
Live Nation
HP
United
PayPal
CVS Health
Palantir
Citigroup
PG&E
3M

That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax.

It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me realizing I’m too nice for a toxic man And too toxic for a nice man

[S @even_steven8tht]

Hi, so as someone who filed taxes, I don’t believe this.

[doomernat @doomernat22]

holy shit 😭😭

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

ppl w adhd do shit like procrastinate for 3 months straight & then in one 24-hr day knock out 3 months of tasks. you either know this life or you don’t lol.

[🇱🇧 @lebanesesami]

Today i apologized to my manager for having to take numerous phone calls from Lebanon because of the bombings and she said “omg who’s bombing them?”
This is the reality of living in the US. This is the ignorance of the American people

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

First Lady Hillary Clinton: I'd like to help with health care

First Lady Michelle Obama: eat healthy and exercise

First Escort Melania Trump: I no know bang bang with Jeffery Epstein. Be best!

[• @yducknow]

the fact that i procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason i can’t stop procrastinating