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The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories... Carl Sagan

[Me @rebel_monkey]

@AndyGoode10 For me, Ford plays like Borthwick thinks - static, lacking attacking intent. Virtually every time he takes the ball, he is standing still. At least the Smiths try and put some 'go forward' on the ball when they take it.

[Me @rebel_monkey]

😳...#thechase

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Jimmy's trousers, anyone?! 😳🍆#strictly

[Me @rebel_monkey]

Even Brad sounds like he's lost interesss...zzzzzz 😴😴😴😴#thechase

[Me @rebel_monkey]

🐆😂 #thechase

[Me @rebel_monkey]

@EnglandRugby Is anyone still awake and watching?!

[Me @rebel_monkey]

@IFLTV @usykaa @Tyson_Fury All the Usyk blows have made him punch drunk. Daft pillock.

[Me @rebel_monkey]

@davidcoldwell It seemed like there was some extra spite behind his punches tonight. Masterclass.

[Me @rebel_monkey]

@EnglandRugby The American commentary is hilarious! 😂

[Me @rebel_monkey]

@AndyGoode10 @Tyson_Fury Bollocks to that idea.

[Me @rebel_monkey]

Absolute masterclass. There are levels, and Dubois wasn't anywhere close. #usykvsdubois2

[Me @rebel_monkey]

@AlisonFlp1 @SkySports @SkySportsRugby @WillGreenwood Curry. Flew out the line, missed the tackle, leaving a gaping hole. Pollock may come across as a bit of a cock at times, but to blame him for everything is just pathetic.

[Me @rebel_monkey]

Ich komme nicht! #Eurovision

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The Icelandic Jedward. Jesus. #Eurovision

[Me @rebel_monkey]

@AndyGoode10 Absolutely. It's a mindset issue, not an ability issue.

[Me @rebel_monkey]

@AndyGoode10 Based on the 100ish minutes of rugby so far this afternoon, England should get Sherratt in to teach them how to attack.

[Me @rebel_monkey]

@TgmFin 5. Fucking terrible

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I am absolutely ashamed to say, I'm still watching. It's like rubbernecking a fatal crash on the motorway #thechase

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We're not hsving a good time! #thechase

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Of course he chooses the child #thechase