Robert Benjamin

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

Whoever coined the term "blueberries" had no creative talent whatsoever.

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

I really wish I knew what songs 2 Chainz is in. If only he would maybe announce that he was on a song, that would be great.

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

When we get to heaven, God's going to give us a never-ending supply of fruit snacks.

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

The amount of people getting butthurt about the Oklahoman article is ridiculous.

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

Demarcus and Miles, you guys were great. Wish you could have stayed around for longer.

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

If there was a way to block any Progressive commercial with Flo in it, I would buy it.

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

Just ordered a Satanic bible on Amazon. Oh the things I'm about to learn.

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

@TrevorSayNever You, me, Rye Dog, and Bo the Show. Gonna be a great time.

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

Paid @TrevorSayNever for the ticket, it's official, I'm going to see Brand New in June!

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

In honor of Black History Month, I'm sipping on some extremely dark coffee, listening to T Pain.

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

Trying to support my wife as she attempts to pull an all-nighter. Gotta love that married life!

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

I just want to go to a Brand New concert.

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

If I could just watch some curling before class, I would be a happy man.

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

@Xanderrific What exactly do you guys do in all your spare time on the show? Also, nice acting in the episode. Very intense.

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

@ColemanHodges So what's my wedding present?

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

@ColemanHodges What did you get me?

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

Ihop update, a guy's posse just left without him while he was at the bathroom. #WhiteGuyProblems

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

Ihop continues to break down social barriers. Tonight, 2 guys are sitting on the same side of the booth, alone, having an intimate meal.

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

"For some reason, being black is much more efficient" - Peter Patton

[Robert Benjamin @rebenjamin5]

Hearing grunts and groans from one of the stalls in the bathroom, followed by drastic grabbing of toilet paper. #OCisHome