Robert D. ✡️ 🟦

Aging hippie, unabashed liberal, Packer fan, retired chazan and marginally literate Jew. Opinions expressed are mine, and 100% certain to embarrass my wife.

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@MarkKnopfler I have to correct your lyrics on behalf of all of us “Guitar George’s” out there.......

We would have given 10 years of our life, every meaningful relationship we ever were in (except the last one) and our first born in order to make it cry or sing...

Just once.

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@VerminusM Whatever it is he says he wants……give it to him.

Immediately

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@RepThomasMassie @Atk335 AIPAC is American money - cry more, loser

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@KassyAkiva I believe the standard response is “You’d like MY…….”

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@EllenBarkin @jimmyfallon I wasn’t aware we had the same father…….

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@rachelbsol18 There is an old Jewish joke that if a Jew accidentally swallows a bug, the proper response is: “Drink a little whiskey so the bug won’t die alone.”

Actual answer - try not to eat another one (some sources say to recite a Psalm -most say carry on with your day)

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@BookOfEli_NFL Doesn’t count…..Reed lost one of his flags running the route

(Amazing throw - excited for the season)

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@BookOfEli_NFL A meniscus tear isn’t generally season ending, is it?

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@ShaisTaub I pretend to do this every week while I’m preparing Shabbes dinner…..so go for it!

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@jewishmemequeen This reminds me: My mother used to sing me a lullaby (yes, it was her idea of a lullaby…..which explains a lot) that included:

My brother and I went to the circus
He got hit with a bowling pin
We’ll get even with that circus
Well buy a ticket but we won’t go in

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@VerminusM @L8rG8r007 1 Kings 4:19
Ezra 10:24
1 Chronicles 2:20
2 Chronicles 1:5

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@BookOfEli_NFL I can think of at least three other instances where this has happened - Diego Pavia, Dajuan Harris Jr., and Jeremiah Ross

Why is this one worse?

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@jewishmemequeen Nicely timed…….

I often use bread pans because post Shabbat toast and French toast is easier when I do…..smaller than average because there’s just the two of us…..and Zatar on top……because I ran out of sesame seeds

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@VerminusM Petrichor

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@BookOfEli_NFL Seems not that long ago I was reading pundits (not you) on this platform speculating that the Packers would never give him $100million…..

Yesterday…..that was yesterday

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@VerminusM Oh, I assure you - that skillset is one he mastered all on his own!

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@VerminusM The original 2 were the best (albeit very different)…..I won’t be taking questions

[Robert D. ✡️ 🟦 @rebitzman]

@jewishmemequeen As is their couscous

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@VerminusM I know!

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@AnaKasparian Any comment as to the FACT that the ban was issued by a Muslim?