Aging hippie, unabashed liberal, Packer fan, retired chazan and marginally literate Jew. Opinions expressed are mine, and 100% certain to embarrass my wife.
@MarkKnopfler I have to correct your lyrics on behalf of all of us “Guitar George’s” out there.......
We would have given 10 years of our life, every meaningful relationship we ever were in (except the last one) and our first born in order to make it cry or sing...
Just once.
@rachelbsol18 There is an old Jewish joke that if a Jew accidentally swallows a bug, the proper response is: “Drink a little whiskey so the bug won’t die alone.”
Actual answer - try not to eat another one (some sources say to recite a Psalm -most say carry on with your day)
@jewishmemequeen This reminds me: My mother used to sing me a lullaby (yes, it was her idea of a lullaby…..which explains a lot) that included:
My brother and I went to the circus
He got hit with a bowling pin
We’ll get even with that circus
Well buy a ticket but we won’t go in
@BookOfEli_NFL I can think of at least three other instances where this has happened - Diego Pavia, Dajuan Harris Jr., and Jeremiah Ross
Why is this one worse?
@jewishmemequeen Nicely timed…….
I often use bread pans because post Shabbat toast and French toast is easier when I do…..smaller than average because there’s just the two of us…..and Zatar on top……because I ran out of sesame seeds
@BookOfEli_NFL Seems not that long ago I was reading pundits (not you) on this platform speculating that the Packers would never give him $100million…..
Yesterday…..that was yesterday