Becky

let’s fucking go?

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

thinking about that time my friend hired an animal psychic to do a reading on her horse named delmar & she said "there's someone he doesn't like. they call him a sandwich?" and they could not decipher what that meant until she told me about it
bc it was me. i called him deli sub

[𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓍𝓎 🎀 @luvblexy]

Was my response that bad????LMFAO!!!

[brenda @brendasafra]

a minha nasceu com um eterno sorrisinho de lado

[g herbos arm in his picture with farrakhan @ivy_interlude]

i slap tf outta someone they pull out a ketchup slice around me

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

Oh that’s Grok having esex on my TL

[allie @Alex3seaq]

i’m so glad they didn’t ban tiktok

[Minga @KillaMinga]

The dawg already awake nigga fuck you 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[marshall D @amazing13_13]

If I hadn't documented this with a camera, no one would have believed me

[POPZone @popzonebr]

Fotógrafo registrou a foto mais impactante da sua carreira

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When you lie about being sick so you can leave work early and someone says "yeah you do look really awful"

[marco ☭ @OcramsReyzor]

my mom likes the bob

[spoons (comms open) @spouons]

im done.

[geeko suavé 2.0 🦎🇯🇲 @inadiffrntxone]

I can’t eat ts anymore without thinking of this genre of tweet

[mika @mikasagrada]

ter um bom dia como adulto é literalmente:

• recebeu o salário
• comeu algo gostoso
• ninguém encheu o saco
• voltou para casa
• dormiu:

[laს გr🤗wn იeet @LabGrownNeet]

Review of a local strip club

[notJates @JustNotATES]

Grown ass man Tweeting like he on Victorious and this https://t.co/waYl3TbUe8

[Faela @amoeindico]

Nunca pensei que um absorvente pudesse me dar tanta paz de espírito.

[niamh @WAKEUPDONNlE]

avril lavigne? What an odd name for a cat but cute i g-

oh my fucking god that is quite literally avril lavigne