becca fruetel

crazy cat lady

[becca fruetel @rebpearl]

I‘be been thinking about it and I decided will never be prouder of anything than how I asked @SincerelyLndsey to be my maid of honor.

[user @user84829272]

I’ll never feel as clean as a freshly bathed toddler in a matching pj set with their wet hair brushed straight back

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

my friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes which is exactly what i assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

embarrassing performance from me in the TSA line just now. came in too confident, took the laptop out on a laptop in the bag day. gotta be flawless on the return trip back to recover from this one

[Allie 💗🩷💛 @yaylortork]

is this one too niche

[becca fruetel @rebpearl]

@Chobani I am once again asking you to please bring back cookies and cream creamer. 🥺🙏🏼

[rell @rellyrich10X]

I bought like 10 turtlenecks so I wouldn’t have to think about what to wear to work every day. During a meeting, someone just asked “do you have any updates Steve Jobs?” I’m going to HR

[𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐍 @iporeevex]

people are circling back

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

@poeticdweller That One Human Resources Professional Who Don’t Play About Her Chobani Flip

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

There should be something just for fun on the ballot, like voting for the best flavor of ice cream . I think that would get a lot of people really excited to get involved

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

SWIFTIE VP!! TICKETMASTER COUNT YOUR DAYS BABYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

waiting out the geography and sports categories at trivia night before locking in for arts and entertainment

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[watching a movie and stanley tucci shows up]

me: stanley tucci

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Kate Middleton drama and Shohei Ohtani drama happening at the same time is going to give so many couples something to talk about at dinner. It's going to keep some relationships alive for an extra month at least.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

Connections having "vampire" and "baseball" in the same quiz

[❤️‍🔥 Taylor Swift Tour Updates @TS13ontour]

remember when you hit the brakes too soon

[becca fruetel @rebpearl]

@AmazingLace I ordered a dress in April and it was supposed to ship by 6/10 and I still haven’t heard anything. Help 😫