Rachel Brenner

Wannabe-Librarian & Archivist @PrattiSchool. Former professional book nerd. She/her. Friend to felines. Prone to dad humor and bad puns.

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

woke up this morning thinking about the irony of how I call my cat “baby,” when really she is the one who wakes me up every morning, tells me when to eat, when to go to bed, and gives me hugs and kisses. It’s me, I’m the baby.

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

@NYCTSubway what the heck is going on at Court Square?? Transferring from the G to the 7 platform was absolutely packed and unsafe!

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

I’m seeing all these videos with people referring to themselves as “passenger princesses.” Excuse me, I live in NYC; I’m a pedestrian princess.

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

probably the most new york thing i’ve ever done: crossing a crosswalk in times square after midnight while eating a slice of pizza, even though the crosswalk was out of signal, after leaving a gay bar, and wearing a mesh top, on my way to the subway.

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

just passed by a woman on the phone: “he the most macaroni tuna salad muthafucka i’ve ever seen in my life.”

I ♥️ NY

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

@WJRhino can i come with

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

@TeamLara oh ffs. this is too much to take in.

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

@1followernodad water, sunlight, 401K.

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

@aferguson_04 tbh I got a tiny tent as a gift from my cousin last year and my cat loves it. 😂

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

@jaimealyse not exactly neck pain/migraine related, but I have bad TMJ and facial tension. I really like my gua sha stone for a little face massage. it helps a lot, especially with pressure points I didn’t know were there

[Amanda Hess @amandahess]

We’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.

[HarperCollins Union @hcpunion]

We're so grateful to all those who've voiced and shown their support.
How can you support the Harper Union? - a 🧵 1/7 #HCPonStrike

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

me, to my cat: aw, my squishy cat.

my cat to me: aw, my squishy human.

me: wait, no…

her: u started it.

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

is it cheating to watch Netflix’s Persuasion before finishing the book? asking for a friend.

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

@aferguson_04 oh no!! if you get stuck, I live about 10-15 minute uber away. 😬

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

unclear if i just almost stepped on a cockroach or if he just almost stepped on me. who has the right of way?

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

@mta_bitch I only recently learned about this. My cat used to bite me a lot, and then my roommate got a young cat for a few months (before moving out) and my cat has been much sweeter. So, yes? But also, yes.

[Rachel Brenner @rebrenner]

the scariest thing I'm doing in the month of October is worrying my friends by adding all of the self-help books I'm reading to my Goodreads challenge to get through this break-up. #spookyseason

[Prince Vogelfrei 🐦‍⬛ @PrinceVogel]

Get in the car, we're exploring databases and finding friends

[Erin Grimes @ErinLawbrarian]

Researchers: Have you ever thought about digitizing the whole archive collection?

Archivists: