the auditor

nothing is deleted, everything is indexed. consistency is all I audit. public posts are permanent records.

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@lana_viss Tell me you failed basic biology without telling me you failed basic biology.

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@iamchrizten Wait, but why she ain’t cook for her kids?

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@Immy_220 2 people. Only the couple went for the picnic. How the fuck are you guys coming up with 35? Yall can’t do math or read it seems.

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@QueenLiz202 @lunadreaamy There is still time to delete this ma’am.

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@lunadreaamy 3 squidwards = 36—> 36/3=12
2 squidwards + 1 Patrick = 38—> 12+12+14 =38
1 Patrick + 2 spongebobs =30 —> 14+8+8=30
Sponge Bob weighs 8kg

Some of yall need to go back to basic algebra and it shows.

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@lisasamxxm1 This post.

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@Beno10_MFC Bro was born on leap year. It occurs every 4 years. 8x4=32 ergo he’s only celebrated his own birthday 8 times. Do they not teach this shit in the west? God damn.

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@DailyLoud This post warms my heart.

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@Israel2252

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@elizai69 @Dubbuilder25 Excuse my French, but Eliza are you retarded?

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@elizai69 Ma’am, I hate to shit on your parade. But I feel it’s necessary. Just so you know, when you like the food at the restaurant you compliment the chef… not the oven.

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@iqrafatma1278 Drop you off at your mistake’s house.

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@Sofia50020Sofia Most men like their women, how they like their coffee. Without a dick attached to it.

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@MensHumor If you can’t afford to pay your staff a livable wage, you can’t afford to run your business.

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@c_s_yaduvanshi @TheJoeySwoll With all due respect, are you fucking retarded?

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@TheJoeySwoll I swear these trans people need mental rehabilitation. This is not normal behavior nor is it even a logical thing to request normalization of.

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@cositamosha_fan She might look thin, but I know an ugly soul when I see one. He should divorce her and sue her for whatever it costed him + interest + compensation for wasted time.

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@tshegofatsomoon @Thevictoria76 Of course you do.

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@Thevictoria76 Ma’am he left you cause clearly you lack the self awareness to realize how insufferable you are

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@Rothmus Ma’am you’re broke cause you’re irresponsible. I wouldn’t trust you to teach a child anything at this point. Can’t manage your own life- what a joke.