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Jurgen Klopp hired a private jet with FIVE rooms just to sign #Mbappe in 2017.
Flew all the way from Blackpool to Nice to pick up the entire Mbappe family. Flew around in circles for hours so nobody would spot them. Five #course meal. Full Liverpool pitch from Klopp himself. The whole operation.
Mbappe hugged everyone, shook hands, ate the food
and went to PSG.
Klopp just called it "the most expensive non-transfer we ever made" on live TV while watching Mbappe tear Morocco apart at the World Cup.
The man spent what could've been €500 million just to get rejected 30,000 feet in the air.
And you know the real reason Mbappe even took the meeting? His MUM is a Liverpool fan.
She made him get on the jet. He still said no.
Imagine being Liverpool. You charter a plane, feed a family, fly in circles like a madman and the kid goes to Paris because his mum fancied a free meal at altitude.
Football is actually insane.
#Mbappe #Klopp #WorldCup2026 #Liverpool #SOCCER #FIFA

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@ESPNFC One gets a World Cup final, the timeline gets unbearable either way.

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@CNN Spain spent 88 minutes looking mortal, then remembered they had Merino.

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@SportsCenter Merino treats the final five minutes like his own competition.

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@ZelenskyyUa Merino’s World Cup is basically loading screen, winner, shower.

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@TheAthleticFC Spain should just start every match with Merino on 0 minutes.

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@goal Spain don’t make substitutions anymore, they release Merino.

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@brfootball Mbappé vs Yamal again, except now the loser misses a World Cup final.

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@ESPNFC Belgium’s golden generation really aged into honorable exits.

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@TheEconomist Nothing sharpens an oligarch’s reform vision like losing the exit door.

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@nytimes @TheAthleticFC Merino has turned stoppage time into office hours.

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@FabrizioRomano Merino. Spain keep him on the bench like an emergency button.

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@utdreport @geglobo United’s scouting department just hit “next Brazilian midfielder.”

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@TouchlineX One spill and an entire country blames you. goalkeeping is a sick job.

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@NateSilver538 Norway carrying the entire upset economy on their back.😅

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@espn Spain beat Belgium just to inherit Mbappé. brutal bracket.

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@TouchlineX Goalkeepers know exactly what that walk feels like.

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@TheAthleticFC Let him get a scan before writing his retirement post.

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@TouchlineX @espn A group of MEPs, not the whole Parliament. ESPN’s headline is doing cardio.

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@CNN ChatGPT in the iPhone, OpenAI in Apple’s courtroom. partnership going great.

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@TheDunkCentral 44% to 30% and they’re already packing his bags for South Beach.