its bernie bitⓋh

at least when the planet burns so will the patriarchy. go vegan. call ur damn reps: - (she/her)

[its bernie bitⓋh @recklessbrekfst]

https://t.co/5lwfQlAbSW

[⏾ @valentinaawtvr]

oh to be a tiny snail having a kiss on some cherries

[Meg Vondriska @menwritewomen]

All I want for Valentine’s Day is a bouquet of pages of men’s shitty writing to judge forever and for all male authors to take an anatomy class

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am:

⚪️ guy

⚪️ girl

🔘 having a mental breakdown

And am going to:

⚪️ cry

⚪️ overshare on the Internet

🔘 cut my hair, get a tattoo or piercing or do something that would disappoint my parents

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT:
-exercise
-saving money
-eating vegetables

JUSTIFYING ALL YOUR DECISIONS WITH “FUCK IT WE BALL”
-fucks
-???
-no need to save money or take care of yourself because global warming will kill us all so fuck it we ball

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

you’re either hot or you know how to use semi-colons properly; there’s no in-between.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

gonna be celibate so i can focus on GARDENING and VEGETABLES

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

Happy Sunday! #baldsquad #baldbaddies #baldisbeautiful Thank you for the warm welcome #alopecia nation #hairlosscrew. New year. New decade. New truths. New swag. #theyaintreadyforthissmoke

[trishmas tree 🌲 @jalapeno_ranch]

everybody focusing on finding a boo for valentines day meanwhile amazon is taking over the entire world....... y’all worried about the wrong besos

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

I think my dream job is I just get to simply be outdoors and chop firewood. And I get to set my own hours and while I’m chopping I can listen to my favorite podcasts on my Bose QuietComfort Bluetooth headphones. And I’m paid 20 million dollars and am famous for my chopping

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

conservative: we should have christian values in government

me: like feed the poor

conservative: no

me: heal the sick

conservative: no

me: then what

conservative: endanger every species in global weather event

[hentaiho @aliljokeyjoke]

Someone: wtf it smells like oranges
*me behind them*

[its bernie bitⓋh @recklessbrekfst]

@notsuzal I needed this

[DSA Metro Cincinnati & Northern Kentucky @DSACincy]

No war but the class war!

[liz🛸 @hagbaby420]

my only two new years resolutions are to:
1) release my inhibitions
2) feel the rain on my skin