Damn it, Sam!

Have we fucked?
#Reckless | The bane of @MichaelKeIIy, @BritBarbieGirl and @IamTaylorKelly's existence | The bloodstained blizzard of @UWENetwork and @CWC_ACM|

[Damn it, Sam! @recklesskelly_]

Here ya go you little carrot fuckers, read up.

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck negotiating

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@MichaeIKeIly This may be a little late notice, but somebody may have teabagged that eggnog. I don't know for sure.

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Spoiler alert: tastes faintly of chicken

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I was just wondering who I was going to teabag next! Welcome back, @IamTaylorKelly

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@Angie_VaughnBMR would probably find this useful..

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@TheVoidstar Triple now. Sorry..

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@fuckeveryword Yeah that band sucks..

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck nazareth

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Pull that scarf just a little tighter.. https://t.co/bKPG7RvOVJ

[Melissa Aki 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇰🇷 🇺🇲 @RealMelissaki]

In The Ghetto

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@BritBarbieGirl I thought I was being nice by warning you.

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@BritBarbieGirl The spaghetti head guy. Pure scum. Dumb as a box of rocks too. You're better than that.

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https://t.co/21htgDPDrY
"Productive" "meeting" 😉

[Aphrodite THE CONQUEROR @AphroditeNoel]

.@PremierFighting Affliction last night was a compelling show.

Had a productive meeting with @Kaden_Kessler.

Have a decision to make now.

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Yo @BritBarbieGirl I don't know why you follow that useless bottom feeding trash, but be careful. That guy is bad for your reputation.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I know for a fact that Donald Trump has a very small penis.

Please retweet this enough that he can't help but respond.

Thanks,
God

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Breakfast in bed for @DaClairest ☕🍳

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Yeah, so..

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@DaClairest I thought that it would be kinda cool eating a dog that fits in a slider bun, but it's just..pointless. It's fucking pointless.

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@DaClairest He should save his thumb dexterity for his wife Rosie Palm