Officer Bryan Murphy

Some things are better left unsaid... which I generally realize right after I’ve said them. #RP #OC #Swayze FC: Chris Pratt

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

I’m probably going to change the FC here. Stay tuned..

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

Very saddened by the passing of Chadwick Boseman. What an incredible human gone too soon. Rest In Power, King. 🖤

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

I haven’t been here in like a month.

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

Howdy.

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

I want some ice cream.

Yes, it’s 9:30 in the morning and I don’t care.

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

Sorry for being MIA. Things have been... meh.

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

@EtherealEmpathy Did you get your results back?

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

I might have to start my own food porn account.

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

@Singer_Jenna I’m sorry to hear this. It won’t be the same...

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

@Singer_Jenna Holy shit... WHAT?

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

@HellaBelaXO I am a cop, Bela. I have access to.. things. [A smirk begins to claim his lips before he’s quickly wiping it from his expression] Enjoying the cereal?

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

WHO TOOK MY CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?

Return it now and nobody gets hurt!!

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

I slept until 10am and I’m still tired. What the fuck..?

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

I need to learn how to deal with stupid people better.

Because my first reaction is gonna tell them they’re stupid and I’m not really allowed to do that.

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

@Eye_ofDaPie True that!

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

@HellaBelaXO I don’t really need to question how you got in here. You’re a resourceful woman. I know better than that. The best security system couldn’t keep your peachy ass out. [Shrugging a little, he chuckles softly and watches her eating his cereal..]

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

This working for a living thing is bullshit.

Just thought I’d share that.

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

@HellaBelaXO [Approaching the counter on which she sits, Bryan folds his arms and leans on his hip] Didn't think I'd see you here tonight.

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

Ah! There it is. I knew you couldn't resist talking about it.

I already got gray hair and joint pain. All I need is a shriveled up persqueeter and I'm old as fuck.

[ᴊ ᴀ s ᴏ ɴ ᴄᴀʀᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ @DetachedWit]

You’ll get it too. The gray hair. The joint pain. The shriveled up dick.

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

@HellaBelaXO [Entering the kitchen, Bryan stops short when he sees her sitting on his counter and lifts a single eyebrow on her] Bela?

[Officer Bryan Murphy @RecklessRogue_]

Don't say that!

[ᴊ ᴀ s ᴏ ɴ ᴄᴀʀᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ @DetachedWit]

It happens to us all eventually.