Nolan Allen

Full stack web dev. Cyberpunk/Science Fantasy/Lovecraftian writer. Navy veteran. Deposed Crown Prince of San Onofre.

[Nolan Allen @RecolitusMorbus]

@JoeyMannarinoUS Bro, you said this was cool, tho?? Why you cryin'

[Nolan Allen @RecolitusMorbus]

#GameOfThrones

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Scientists: We built a machine that can measure the warping of space to 1/1000th the width of a proton
Politicians: Let's go with our guts

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

Buffy reunion at MegaCon to close out the weekend! @elizadushku @JamesMarstersOf

[Nolan Allen @RecolitusMorbus]

@kumailn

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@AstroKatie I was going to try and do something funny, but not matter how I look at it the truth here is infinitely frustrating.

[Nolan Allen @RecolitusMorbus]

@SarcasticRover

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

@SherylMinns Juno is studying exactly that! See: https://t.co/BUHZtHsGQ7

[Nolan Allen @RecolitusMorbus]

@TLCplMax The meatballs (says the token sailor).

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

But why does the inside of every CVS feel like 1997?

[Nolan Allen @RecolitusMorbus]

@yashar

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Stereotypes about who "looks like a good scientist" affect how seriously people take their science. 😐 https://t.co/WdYQznrQRt

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

I see you, Science Twitter. You are the aerodynamic laminar flow beneath my wings. #BIllMeetScienceTwitter

[Nolan Allen @RecolitusMorbus]

@jasminekadabra Ooh. That's unfortunate. I actually gritted my teeth at that.

[Nolan Allen @RecolitusMorbus]

@RaceWarsToday Said the snowflake who gets offended by SJWs.

[Nolan Allen @RecolitusMorbus]

This Bluegreen Chromis is actually damned cute.

#abyssrium

[Nolan Allen @RecolitusMorbus]

@tomescritt @GreatDismal

[Nolan Allen @RecolitusMorbus]

I've gotten into YouTube #conspiracy vids. I don't mean to give them views, but they're just so goddamned funny. #evidence #need #not #apply

[Nolan Allen @RecolitusMorbus]

@AntarcticaNZ, you're dad jokes are unbrrrrrrable. https://t.co/zofXMQ8HFr

[AntarcticaNewZealand @AntarcticaNZ]

#bestjobintheworld #Antarctica #j

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

This is my FAQ-response to "what is the Universe expanding into?" https://t.co/q0aIPkCpLe