Recordfies

#4310 | Reporter | For work related inquires, please dm me or contact a higher up. For other topics, feel free to dm me too. main acc @Inkdrop310

[Recordfies @recordfies]

Hello everyone, I'm Recordfies. Very nice to meet you. Also putting other lore stuff in the replies

[Inkdrop @Inkdrop310]

I made #wifiesona #wifiessona and i want to squeeze him in my hand like a stressball

[Recordfies @recordfies]

@Baristafies ?? …what happened?

[Recordfies @recordfies]

Sometimes I take pens I find in other peoples rooms and lying around. If it's unattended, I'd snatch it. I have quite the collection now. Nobody has noticed its me yet.

[Recordfies @recordfies]

@Archivist_fies Hope he gets well soon. If there is anything I can do to help, please tell me.

[Recordfies @recordfies]

@Wizardfies I’ll swing by later then, I’ve missed a day of my duties so I got to get that done first. Thank you very much.

[Recordfies @recordfies]

Went to the medical department. Never again.

[Recordfies @recordfies]

I keep tripping on nothing in the hallways. It’s not like there’s invisible rocks, are there? Maybe I should go to the medical department.

[Recordfies @recordfies]

@Wizardfies They threw a bunch of pills at me and preformed a low budget exorcism and… oh the horrors. They’ll drag me back there if I say too much.

[Recordfies @recordfies]

I keep tripping on nothing in the hallways. It’s not like there’s invisible rocks, are there? Maybe I should go to the medical department.

[vilefies @vilefies]

IMPORTANT:

It is with deep sadness and heavy hearts to inform that Yangfies, unit number # 0003, has passed away due to a rare, terminal disease called Hanahaki disease. HR and counseling are available for those that feel overwhelmed and in need of support and assistance.

[Inkdrop @Inkdrop310]

Doodle
#wifiesona

[Recordfies @recordfies]

// yes i am referencing something

[Recordfies @recordfies]

I am sorry to report that I will be out of commission for an unknown period of time. I went to the medical department the other day and I was shocked to find out I was pregnant. I will miss you all. For the baby, their first name will be April, and the middle name will be Fools.

[Recordfies @recordfies]

@janitorfies Hoping the best for you.

[Inkdrop @Inkdrop310]

Felt really unmotivated to do anything during spring break… idk

[Recordfies @recordfies]

God I could really go for some caffeine right now. I gotta finish writing these reports…

[Recordfies @recordfies]

I'm bored. Origami time.

[Recordfies @recordfies]

@yangfies 👀

[Recordfies @recordfies]

@yangfies //why bro like

[Recordfies @recordfies]

@Fixfies096 I would like to have some. I love candy.

[Recordfies @recordfies]

I placed my snacks somewhere and now I can’t find it. I don’t know if I just misplaced it or if someone took it.

[Recordfies @recordfies]

//scrolling up in the wifiesona chat to see what I missed only to scroll for 3 minutes and realize that there’s still more