Recruit Roast

Roasting HS, college & NFL football recruits. Stars don’t save you here. 🔥 DM for submissions.

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@BarstoolOSU Bro looks like my created player in CFB… 😳

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@SECNetwork @AlabamaFTBL IYKYK…

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@SECNetwork @AlabamaFTBL Bro dressed like the CEO of sweet tea.

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@AlabamaFTBL @Ryanwms1 Bro dressed like the CEO of sweet tea

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@AlabamaFTBL @Ryanwms1 Bro dressed like the CEO of sweet tea

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@TWH_Chris Them Velveeta 11’s

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@PolymarketBlitz From Stephen A. to Smith machine.

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@SleeperCowboys Cowboys collecting failed Bears coaches like Infinity Stones.

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@SECNetwork They’re good in the same way divorced parents are “good.”

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@RamsBrothers Bro admiring the last thing he’ll remember clearly.

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@BussinWTB $850 million just to hear the visiting fans louder.

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@CFBPlayoff 9-3 with a quality loss to Chattanooga.

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@NFLFilms @devontasmith They talking about bro like a stray cat.

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@Buccaneers This year 2 of dressing like a creamsicle hostage.

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@Buccaneers Bro look like a pirate-themed crossing guard.

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@beachbumzPCB So interesting to think about!

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Tebow seriously considered Alabama before choosing Florida. Imagine Tebow playing for Nick Saban instead of becoming a Gators legend.

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@Commanders @TheTerry_25 When the Taco Bell parasite hit.

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@steelers @AaronRodgers12 @jalenramsey Training camp sponsored by Life Alert.

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@steelers @AaronRodgers12 @jalenramsey Pittsburgh collecting players with AARP eligibility.

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@MLFootball @RamsHowse @RamblinFan @vinceayg_ @vountee @captainseahawk @thewaynebreezie @Kyle_Odegard @49ersSpin @AB84 Bro on some “Silence of the Rams” shii.