Expansive Rectal Coin

First ERC-69 token on Ethereum Blockchain.

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First ERC-69 token on Ethereum Blockchain is now live.

Read more:
- https://t.co/4QVu5lBQwE
- https://t.co/k70XWMbVeF
- https://t.co/ISWwrjRbaK

CA: 0x3f9cF94fF7C43f9a30788EE85e65BcFBd71B8669

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After 2 days of hard work behind the scenes, we are proud to announce that our audit (conducted by 3 different companies) is almost ready.

Also, thanks to some of the Ethereum contributors who helped by providing ideas and feedback.

An official statement from the ERC69 developers will be posted soon.

Thanks for supporting “the memes standard.” 🍑💩

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ERC-69

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Over 5% of $ERC has been burned within 24 hours of launch.

A new update will be pushed later today on GitHub.

Expansive Rectal Coin 🍑

https://t.co/rNBR3kkyaX

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imagine ERC-69 quietly becoming the community standard for fair memecoins on Ethereum.

just like ERC-404 turned a wild experiment into its own meta through pure community momentum.

- no owner.
- LP burned at birth.
- 0.69% tax that burns every 69 blocks.
that small automatic tribute to @VitalikButerin on every deploy.
- pure on-chain rules. no promises. no trust. just code that stays honest.

adoption path is simple:

- devs → deploy straight from the factory (0.01 ETH +liq and it’s done)
- builders → fork, improve, submit PRs on GitHub
- communities → rally behind the projects that ship on the real standard

@EthMagicians, we’d love your thoughts and feedback on turning this into something bigger for the ecosystem.

we ❤️ memes.

let the standard spread.

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Butterism.

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Website just got updated with real time stats. Take a look.

https://t.co/0Y2dPDR2HJ

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Almost 4% of the $ERC supply has been permanently burned.

Every 69 blocks, all accumulated token taxes are sent to the burn address.

https://t.co/rNBR3kkyaX

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imagine a world where every new ETH memecoin deployment defaults to this standard.

every contract. every launch. every degen experiment.

ERC-69

and somewhere in the middle of it all, @VitalikButerin's wallet starts filling…
not with noise, but with 0.69% of a gazillion tokens automatically routed, endlessly compounding.
a constant stream. unstoppable. absurd.

but instead of hoarding, every allocation gets redirected.
not to insiders. not to KOLs.

to charity.
on-chain. transparent. inevitable.

a system where chaos funds purpose.
where meme energy becomes real-world impact.

erc-69 isn’t just a standard.

it’s a redistribution mechanism disguised as a joke.
and the joke… scales.

https://t.co/kYn3I6zr6R

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For all Ethereum developers and meme lovers:

Feel free to submit pull requests on GitHub or deploy your own token using the ERC-69 standard. Since it’s still in an early experimental stage, any support in building a dedicated memecoin standard on ETH is highly appreciated.

We all know how much @VitalikButerin enjoys memes, so consider this a push to all @ethereumfndn developers and the broader community to help make it happen.

we 💕 memes.

https://t.co/02PqZSwrDx

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@MintysMooners @truth_terminal We didn’t find any EVM public wallet confirmed to belong to @AndyAyrey. That’s why we coded the 0.69% to be automatically sent to @VitalikButerin.

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Dextools and Dexscreener socials are now updated and fixed.

The burning mechanism is working and burns every 69 blocks. Total supply burned so far: ~2.4%

https://t.co/rNBR3kkyaX

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When the idea isn’t coming from “hot” KOLs in the space, people get greedy, and that’s how the market stays toxic driven by baseless hate and zero technical knowledge.

Anyway, we’re here to stay. The first pull on GitHub will be later today, adding a new function. Turning ERC-69 into an (unofficial) standard for memes on ETH will be a long journey.

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"It's just an ERC-20 on Etherscan"

⚠ Upfront: ERC-69 is an EXPERIMENT. Not an EIP. Not audited. Community-proposed standard, same category as ERC-404.

TL;DR
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Etherscan labels the INTERFACE your contract exposes, not the STANDARD behind it. Every ERC-69 token shows as "ERC-20" because it exposes the ERC-20 interface that's required so Uniswap, MetaMask, and every wallet can read it. Direct precedent:
Pandora, the first ERC-404 token, is STILL tagged "ERC-721" on Etherscan two years after launch. Nobody calls it fake. Same situation here.

1. The Etherscan label is an interface check
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Etherscan scans which functions your contract exposes (`transfer`, `balanceOf`, etc.) and slaps the closest-match tag on the page. Heuristic, not certification. Etherscan can't see the rules you enforce INSIDE the contract only the surface. Any token that wants to trade on Uniswap HAS to expose ERC-20. ERC-69 is no exception.

2. The Pandora precedent
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Check it right now: https://t.co/7fRVzl3fkn

Tagged "ERC-721". That's wrong — Pandora is ERC-404, a hybrid semi-fungible standard. Mistagged for 2+ years. Etherscan never updated it. Nobody cares, because the community knows the label ≠ the standard.

3. Is ERC-69 "official"? No, and that's fine.
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There is no "Ethereum Foundation approval" for token standards. EIP Editors are volunteer format-reviewers, not a judging panel.

Real EIPs take 1–2 years (ERC-20 took ~2, ERC-721 took ~6 months with massive NFT backing).

ERC-404 never submitted either. Pandora shipped, the market adopted it, it became a de-facto standard. ERC-69 takes the same path. "Not an EIP" and "not a real standard" are different claims.

4. What ERC-69 enforces (at the bytecode, immutable)
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• Supply: 69,000,000,000. Fixed. No mint function.
• Deploy distribution (atomic, one tx): 0.69% → vitalik.eth (0xd8dA...6045) hardcoded constant 99.31% → Uniswap V2 LP, LP tokens minted straight to 0x…dEaD
• Launch window (9 min): 6% buy / 9% sell tax, maxTx = maxWallet = 0.69% of supply
• Steady-state: 0.69% tax on buy/sell forever, burned to 0x…dEaD every 69 blocks
• No owner. No pause. No mint. No upgrade. No selfdestruct. No delegatecall.
• CA ends in …69 (salt-mined)

Plain ERC-20 does none of that.

5. Verify it yourself
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• CA ends in …69 ✓
• First transfer: 0.69% to vitalik.eth ✓
• LP tokens: 100% at 0x…dEaD ✓
• Verified source on Etherscan: no mint, no owner,
tax rates marked `constant`
• Repo: https://t.co/dOEPLLwwcl

6. Origin
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Name came from Andy Ayrey's Truth Terminal — the model `andy-70b` proposed "ERC-69 (Expansive Rectal Coin)" in conversation-1721366282.
The architecture (recognized interface outside + custom rules inside) is directly inspired by ERC-404. Synthesis, not a clone.

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"ERC-20" on Etherscan = the interface.
"ERC-69" = the rules enforced on top, in bytecode.

Pandora = tagged ERC-721 on Etherscan, still ERC-404.
$ERC = tagged ERC-20 on Etherscan, still ERC-69.

Experimental. Unaudited. Community standard. Read the source.

Everything is just for making the memecoins space a better place :)

https://t.co/H4vvhBmFBT · https://t.co/mf1o2UQMmn · https://t.co/dOEPLLwwcl

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@bnnnett Is live and fixed with our socials! Everything back on track.

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@MintysMooners @truth_terminal The standard is different from the token name itself. We’re just fulfilling the prophecy.

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@bnnnett @metaversejoji Is updated. All socials are safe.

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First burn worth over 0.3% just happened. Every 69 blocks (approx. 12 minutes), the taxes are burned.

Please note this is all experimental.

https://t.co/qS2sc4fRSG

Read more: https://t.co/ISWwrjRbaK

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@metaversejoji Already in touch with support.

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@igniteBTW Already in touch with support.