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I'm literally perfect 😁

love me or hate me, just dont rape me

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@Plan9Chanel7 *neurodivergently caresses your erogenous zones* "you're not that retarded baby"

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@snqped bungaberg

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@zanyfen You strongly believe that you're wiping the shit off an ass that doesn't exist for normal people.

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There's just nothing that compares to the divine vertigo of knowing Your Dasher is nearby.

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

I’m so scared during horror movies that I need somebody to hold me and rub my cock with their feet to get through the whole thing.

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u stinkin fudgin bitcher

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@pukeirl data brokers know if you have bomb ass pussy now

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Cop pull me over and asked me "sir do you know why I pulled you over?" and I said "was it for being too funny? 🤪" and he immediately drew his pistol

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Alexander the Poggers!

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@pcriley jamon Iberico >>>

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@awawawhoami

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@moogflowers They are surely trying to beat the stereotypes portrayed in media. Lots of stupid, depressed, slovenly, drunk elves in movies donchathink?

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@peachlybeloved This seems a type of torture

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@0MINOUSLUMINOUS @ieatantz okay thats kinda badass

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would it be cool if I touched myself to this?

[The War on Beauty @thewaronbeauty]

Art Terrorism.

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Godzilla’s gay cousin from Atlanta is named Skadoosh

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@cavempty_ @puppyinariver u r famouse

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Wringing every last drop of cum out this dick like a sopping gym towel.

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Would it make you happier if I poured molten cheese on the burger?

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I keep one fingernail longer than the others to use as a screwdriver on the rickety fixtures that hold everything together

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Does gooning to random Instagrams while signed into the company profile count as community outreach?