Adam Smargon

He/him/his. A unique individual, a different thinker...

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@TheFungi669 60,000 feet divided by 5,280 feet is equal to over 11.
Boebert was off by AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE.
BOEBERT IS AN IDIOT.

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@JoJoFromJerz Some (relatively) clean comedic movies I can recommend include Clue, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Monsters Inc., and The Sandlot. Non-clean comedic movies I recommend include Blazing Saddles, Johnny Dangerously, Spaceballs, The Aristocrats, The Birdcage, and Trading Places. Have fun!

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!

Now... why was epsilon afraid of zeta?
Because zeta eta theta!

#BadJokeFriday

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@MarchMadnessMBB @TheAndyKatz I'm a '97 Florida alum, and I perfectly understand the snub for @GatorsMBK -- with a 1st-year head coach, the team is an unknown quantity. They got 3 votes, and I'm pleased for that, but Coach Golden has a rough n' tough team -- and a tough schedule. #TriedAndTrue #OrangeAndBlue

[Secretary Deb Haaland @SecDebHaaland]

Today we celebrate the strength of Indigenous communities, the traditions and cultures that have survived millennia, and our fervent hope for the future. Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day, everyone!

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@SarahKSilverman I'm a former Jew turned atheist and anti-theist. I detest all religions, but I also detest anti-semitism... and I have no problems with everyday religious people. Fuck Kanye West! With a big rubber dick! Then break it off! And beat him with the rest of it! (paraphrasing Carlin)

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@TrendingLiberal Born Jewish. Hated it. Dumped it on 01/01/01, when the new century truly arrived. Turned agnostic in 2003, and a happy atheist in 2005... and also anti-theist a few years later. But I have no problem with regular religious folk. I detest their leaders, and the faiths themselves.

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@DanRather "Now you are legally a citizen like everyone else."
Mr. Rather, I'd like to make some changes to that sentence.
"Now you are just a legal American citizen...but also under SERIOUS investigation by multiple government organizations for committing MULTIPLE crimes in office."

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@patriottakes (5/5) The class includes lesbian ballet, modern lesbian dance, West African lesbian dance, and tribadism dance. Orgasms are expected on stage. Simultaneous orgasms are a plus. Faking it will result in being thrown out of the audition, and being banned from UF for 69 years.

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@patriottakes (4/5) https://t.co/Ttrv6T2DKG

Admission is highly selective, and the student pair must audition successfully. Auditions are held at the start of every semester.

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@patriottakes (3/5) Provides students with resources, info, and experiences to support and enrich their participation in lesbian dance in a university environment. Enrichment activities, discussions, and research opportunities explore resources and options for lesbian dance at the university.

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@patriottakes (2/5) to learn more about this new LDT major. This is the catalog listing for the first class, for juniors.

LDT 4169 Lesbian Dance: First Course

Restricted to junior ciswomen. Must be paired with another junior ciswoman for the entire course.

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@patriottakes (1/5) So, Lauren Boebert has run her mouth again... this time about the new college major of Lesbian Dance Theory (LDT).

I minored in acting at the Univ. of Florida, and the Department of Theatre was renamed to the School of Theatre and Dance, and I searched their website…

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@JoJoFromJerz I agree, but I am going to need several million examples before I am satisfied.

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@skyriders1 The answer is simple. Allow me to quote from the 1997 film "Men in Black": "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals... and you know it."

People tend to group together, and they tend to organize together over things like POLITICS.

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@Trad_Aktion Every day sober is another accomplishment!
Good for you! You are keeping your demons at bay!
You have people AROUND THE WORLD -- including PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW (Hi! I'm Adam!) -- cheering for you! YOU GOT THIS!

[Adam Smargon @recycler1973]

@Fact Oh, NOW you tell me!