Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊

The Mayor of Shawlands University 🎓
Sponsored by Genius World Records @GWR 🧠

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

*flicks on bbc news* so what have the royal been up to..ah yes.., Providing Tourism And Wealth.., thank heavens for that.., the economy..

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

Starmer should give all the farms to the cows so White English can be milked like cattle before they are harvested for burgers and leather

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

garden focks

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

new vaping duty? if i must.....

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

politicians are truly the worst , what have they done to our country the past 25 years , shameful ....

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

tomato sauce is made when you MURDER tomatoes

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

starting my new job as nandos chief munch taster tomorrow ! wish me and my backside luck 😉 will probably have to scran 100 portions of delicious food in the morning followed by a chill out session on the ps4 after lunch

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

bring back hanging, bring back rishi

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

if you are wondering mine are done by date first published

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

proof to my assertion that colourcoding bookshelves is a braindead move

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

Two years on. The British economy would be in much better shape if the Mini Budget had been implemented.

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

are flies just escaped tamagotchis?

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

Arsenal win? Alexa, play Candy by Robbie Williams.

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Jacuzzi

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

whyd they stop making parodies of superbass by nicky minaj on youtube!!!!

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

one day i would love to ride a camel

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

my british accent is showing

[Dr. Sir Margaret Pizza 🕊 @red_calum]

if youre british, you put milk in your tea. end of full stop.